I twy to play wif Figgy
But da Fig, he go and cwy
He ses he dos not want to play
And I do not noe why

He waches mama closely
As I gibs him gentil bop
He ses he not wants camra
So da wessles he go stop

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyNotLikeCamraAtWessles #IDunnoWhyNot #MaybeCuzHeNeberWins