#FedJob
A damn shame that NG had a job opening for something *very* similar to my frozen fedjob but I got booted cus I guess they aren't accepting new applications
May 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Democrats Dig In After White House Threat of Mass Federal Layoffs Party leaders said the administration’s plan to fire government workers in the event of a shutdown would not prompt them to drop their demands in their spending... @cosmicmeta.ai #FedJob

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September 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If, unwilling to carry out immoral orders, you were thinking of preemptively complying and quitting your fedjob, thus clearing the way for a Nazi with no such misgivings to replace you, I instead urge you to look upon these peoples' works and be inspired.
January 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
honestly its such a bummer that i have an FJO and had a EOD date for a fedjob but now I'm gonna have to go look for work in the private sector cus I don't know if that job will get unfrozen or get RIF'd ten minutes after I actually start
April 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
gotta say i'm actually happy that i'm in fedjob background check purgatory instead of a freshly minted probationary fed
February 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2CtEQsR/

Speaker Mike Johnson doesn’t live with his wife in DC; he’s shacking up with a male pastor who has a FedJob ministering to politicians so their faith translates into LAWS.
2 Guys, 1 Trump.
@kingresist.bsky.social @blueresister.bsky.social @collegedemocrats.bsky.social
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March 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Worse than 9/11!! #Insurrection #FedJob
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Both really cool that I'm getting a Fedjob and extremely angstifying to be getting a fedjob amongst uh all this
February 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How does the committee reviewing the "Five Things I Did Last Week" interpret mistakes like that? Just all part of the learning process essential to doing my best work at FedJob? Or, "Immediate Fireling"?
February 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
like being blue balled by this fedjob sucks but getting that would be a decent consolation prize and open more jobs up to me
April 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
oh that's cool i think i just found that there is basically the private sector version of my fedjob at a prime like right in my neighborhood that's available
April 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM