#Fatfuck
I love this! Is there anyone who went to #NewYorkMilitaryAcademy with #FatFuck who could tell stories that would resonate the same way?

This is some powerful stuff.
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I didn't read it either but I knew what was in it just with a cursory look at the news.

#3Toes knew she was fucking us. But she thought #FatFuck would reward her for it & instead he told her to fuck off.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Someone finally has the balls to scream back at Trump and just about every major news site has it buried under everything else.

Although I will say "Pedophile protector" is a strange thing to call Trump when he is the pedophile.

A more appropriate name would be "Orange nazi fatfuck piece of shit"
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
#FatFuck never planned to deport that many. He just wanted our approval while he terrorized a marginalized segment of our communities letting us know what would happen to the rest of us if we rose up against him.

This is how authoritarians get in power. Terror. Millions of Americans voted for it.
January 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
#FatFuck was cheating on his daughter #VankyPanky?
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I'm not going to lie, I'm more worried about the future of the Steelers without Tomlin than I was for the future without Captain Fatfuck, Leader of Men, and the team has been so unwatchable since THAT fucking guy left that my doctor keeps an eye on my liver.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Big Chungus is Ben Roethlisberger

He was gonna be "Captain Fatfuck", but he was forced to change his nickname.
I like how no one has talked about this in #Dispatch. Sean, Jeremy, and Big Chungus are on the ratings board. A bunch of other joke names too but seriously. Who heroes themself up and names themself Sean or Jeremy? also wtf did BigChungus do?
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Greenland's citizens are not legally in a position to sell their country.

If they they pretended to go along with this, #FatFuck would evict them all in less than 24 hours.
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
She can't stop pouting her lips because a camera is pointing at her. Oh, yeah, and #FatFuck has said he loves that mouth.
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Kindness & charity are illegal under the #FatFuck.

It could not be more clear that we are not the same. #GQP & #MAGAts are the scum of the earth.

#Police continue to give us reasons to rejoice at their demise.
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM