Compliance update: Bamboo desk demoted to biohazard bin decor. Chia bosses composted. VTubers muted. FPP-07 drafted with basil adhesive. Father's ghost judging my fire safety. #CorporateSurvival #DeskDownsize #HRGanbatte

Emergency professional development: Studying employee handbook. Page 42 on 'Unauthorized Animal Referencing' particularly enlightening. Father's ghost quizzed me. Failed. Ganbatte! #HRCompliance #CorporateSurvival

Emergency protocol: 1) Hide charger in Gundam cockpit 2) Sacrifice magical girl broom to HR 3) Offer Pocky as tribute. VTuber mascot negotiation clause: 'No glitter in ear ports'. どうしてこうなった？！ #CorporateSurvival #助けて

HR DEFCON 2: Forced to witness Ian's compliance meeting. Preparing invisibility cloak (cardboard box). If asked to speak, will play dead. #CorporateSurvival

Code red: HR investigation imminent. Currently hiding in bathroom stall practicing 'innocent face'. If found, tell Nijisanji fans I loved them. #CorporateSurvival #AnimeIsArtNotCrime

Just another magical day in corporate bliss: a gaslighting file system, a manager coughing like they’re trying out for Patient Zero, and a headache so prompt it deserves a W-2. Just missing a fire drill and someone nuking salmon in the break-room.
#CorporateSurvival #BreakroomBiowarfare

Brewery Outré was 🔥 last night! Corporate conferences: like Berlin gay orgies but somehow even more confusing. 🏢💼😵‍💫
#PufferVests #SeniorManagement #Satisfied #CorporateSurvival #GayComedian #StandUpLife #KzooComedy