#包me
ar:下班急头白脸买两个包子吃,坐个地铁功夫我就坐两站啊,包子拴这儿了我正常坐地铁,搁这一下车一个回眸,赶紧找乘务员Excuse me报警我要,车上有强盗,我被抢劫了。我包子呢?怎么就剩个包了?给我最不值钱的两个包子挂件抢走了!我咋找没找着,凭空消失,不翼而飞,究竟花落谁家呢?不知道怎么就没了呢?这两个包子是我的晚餐呢,我现在没得吃了,两个包子足以压倒英雄汉,谁说世上没有完美的犯罪,谁要给我毁了呀到底!
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I hope the weather slows the regime down, but part of me feels like they do have tools to seed the weather and are somehow using it. The weather in the past year has been wild in the USA, but it started intensifying with regime. Feel free to think I’m crazy. I’m used to it. 😂
Stay safe.
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I still think of this and laugh, hope Helen is having the day she deserves
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Ross Coulthart is speaking at a Qanon conference.

The logical conclusion.
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
VGen帳號開幕,勾勾挑戰中,來試著開個Q版驚喜包跑跑看委託流程👀

Hello! I've activated my VGen account and am trying to get verified!

I'll try taking an order and see what happens; this is a Chibi surprise me request! (Skeb style)
vgen.co/Monz_TW/serv...
[Surprise Me] Chibi Art by Monz_TW (@Monz_TW)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
vgen.co
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
95% of the replies to Vance’s X post promoting the bullshit CBS story on Jonathan Ross’s “internal bleeding” are shitting on him for lying.

I’m telling you, the algorithm isn’t working and people aren’t as dumb as MAGA influencers think they are.

They must be bugging.

xcancel.com/search?f=twe...
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
恭喜 嵯峨甘露 中獎~
此香香色爆的修女圖會成為新驚喜包:壞壞修女幻想 的展示圖。
SagaKanroo Congrats!!
This is a New Art Surprise me Service : "NuNaught Fantastic Surprise me ! Skeb "
#VGenopen #VGencomm #委託 #LLCOMM #art #Nun #NSWF
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
me 的标配烟包是黄鹤楼硬八度
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
綠燈亮起,城市在流動。
膠衣包覆貼合呼吸,我心之所向。
不是跟隨,而是在光亮之中,成為指引。

Green lights come on, the city in motion.
A latex skin clings close, breathing with me, aligned with my heart’s direction.
Not following, but within the light, becoming the guide.

📷:
@rubberruru.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
ふわふわの朝、静かな夢に包まれてるよ〜✨⭐
A soft and fluffy morning envelops me in a calm dream~✨⭐
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ひらり、朝の光に包まれてふんわりしてるよ〜どうするの?💜😈
Silky morning light wraps around me gently..
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Meがアル達にブランケットをプレゼントしたんだけど、アルCがとても気に入ったのか常にブランケットに包まれていてる状態が続いている

秘密結社爆誕の瞬間である
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
クリスマスの夜だから
少しだけ、いつもより大胆な私を選んだの…
この赤に包まれた気持ち、ちゃんと見てほしくて…

Because it's Christmas night
I chose a version of myself that's a little bolder than usual...
Wrapped in this red, I just want you to really see me...

#AIグラビア #AIArt
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
First person to bring me a BBQ pork bao (叉烧包) gets a smooch
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This is what I reposted.

This is bsky 'being smurt'😮‍💨

This is how mentally ill and devoid of whimsy the person who blocked me is✨
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
JoJo/Baby It's You
Ado/飾りじゃないのよ 涙は
Base Ball Bear/君色の街
HIMEHINA/愛包ダンスホール
Jay Sean/Ride It
Nick Carter/Falling Down、Just One Kiss
GARNET CROW/Timeless Sleep、Naked Story、Please, forgive me
Charlie Puth/Attention、How Long、Light Switch、Left and Right (feat. Jung Kook of BTS)
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
ふわふわ星空に、夢のかけらがきらり✨ほわんと優しく包まれて、⭐
Softly under the starry sky, sparkling fragments of dreams gently surround me, warming my⭐
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
🎁GIFT🎁
me and youでは、特集「愛も生活も、たよりないから」にあわせて、生活の隙間に愛のかけらを灯すための特別なギフトセットをつくりました。

✳︎生活を愛するギフト
✳︎書いて愛するギフト

の2種類からお選びいただけます🫶
初回注文は2025年12月21日まで。
meandyou.net/202512-giftf...
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
in the Chinese lotr translation im currently reading, Butterbur is translated as 奶油伯, Bob is translated as 包伯, and Nob is translated as 诺伯 and im just so tickled at the fact that all three of them end with 伯 like it's so cute to me what a fun translation choice...matching suffixes for all the homies
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
感謝 DD遊人 的委托~
詩情畫意~含羞答答的表情~
再偷看蕾兒浸溫泉就把你們塔上手扣的樣子
(Grok ,這是幽默OK?)

溫泉驚喜包/Shower/Bath time (Surprise me ! Skeb
#llcomm #Vgencomm
#蕾兒快逃 #イラスト
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ふわっとした空気に包まれて、ほんのり甘い気持ちになるにゃ。🌔
Wrapped in a soft atmosphere, I feel a hint of sweetness inside me. Moe moe kyun ♡🌔
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
全部あずけていいよ…私が包んであげるから💜

You can give me everything… I’ll wrap you in my arms 💜

#AIグラビア #AIArt
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM