##APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK
Spousal unit:
[sauntering in] Whatchya watchin'?
Me: Last night's #FrightClub movie #APolishVampireInBurbank.
Spousal unit: [snorts, takes a chair]

I quote @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social saying, "Mark Pirro... would continue..."
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I don't really understand why but there's a lot of talk right now about A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK, a film with Eddie Deezen that was made for couch cushion change, that I remember getting a kick out of on '80s late night cable, so sure, I'll add another hashtag to the pile
#APolishVampireInBurbank
a close up of a man 's face with the words freegifmaker.me at the bottom of the screen
Alt: A gif of Eddie Deezen from WAR GAMES maybe? It was the only Eddie Deezen gif Bluesky had
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February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Mucho Mas - after having been closed for a while due to a fire - is open again. There may be Vampires but the food is great. (It was also recently used in the series Barry.)

#FrightClub #APolishVampireInBurbank
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
It was incredibly dumb but I very much enjoyed it. 😂 Thanks for hanging out. Have a great night everyone. #Frightclub #apolishvampireinburbank
a man in a hat is standing in front of a fire .
ALT: a man in a hat is standing in front of a fire .
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February 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I missed some of it 😴, but I really liked the humor and cheerful self-awareness of #APolishVampireInBurbank #FrightClub! Thank you all.

Tomorrow we are back with, at long last, the final Wishmaster! The Prophecy Fulfilled, 2002.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
NONE

That was fun and funny!

#APolishVampireInBurbank #FrightClub
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Is it over? Please let this be over. The Polish people deserve better!

#frightclub #apolishvampireinburbank
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Me too

The closing credits are hilarious tho I ain't mad

#APolishVampireInBurbank #FrightClub
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
"Queerwolf will return in Curse of the Queerwolf ..." Fun show tonight Fright Clubbers! Continuing the 80s Sexy vampire spoofs theme going and falling asleep to Vampires on Bikini Beach. Thanks for all the fun, and sleep weill folks!
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#FrightClub #APolishVampireInBurbank
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
This was a great time, down to the good doggo at the end lol
#FrightClub #APolishVampireInBurbank
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
And $500 of the $2,500 bud went to Eddie Deezen. Plus points on the backend totaling $0.50 cents

#FrightClub #APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
#FrightClub

#APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK 🇵🇱🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️🦇

Nudist Colony Of The Dead had a great theme song played on Dr. Demento

youtu.be/uFoPSlr03aM?...
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Tubi hates me. I'm still watching it. 😂 #frightclub #apolishvampireinburbank
a computer screen shows a free spa ad
ALT: a computer screen shows a free spa ad
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February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Puppetry Of The Vampenis

#FrightClub

#APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK 🇵🇱🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️🦇
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This film was made with a budget of $2,500 and ended up grossing over $500,000 in video sales. Mark Pirro (who stars ad Dupah) would continue to make schlocky films like Buford's Beach Bunnies, Nudist Colony of the Dead, & Rectuma. Salute to a sleazemeister!

#FrightClub #APolishVampireInBurbank
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
#FrightClub

#APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK 🇵🇱🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️🦇
a man in a purple shirt is standing in front of a window holding a brush .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is standing in front of a window holding a brush .
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February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Eddie Deezen is probably the only famous person in this film.

#FrightClub

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Is that Donna’s dad from The 70’s Show?

#FrightClub
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Did Polish identity play much of a role here? I really didn’t notice, aside from the name. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#APolishVampireInBurbank #FrightClub
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Watch the 1st 10 mins if ya can. If ya haven't seen it before. Loaded with spoof references.

#FrightClub

#APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK 🇵🇱🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️🦇
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The vampires just left the door to their castle in Burbank open?

#frightclub #apolishvampireinburbank
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Folks, apparently Mark Pirro went on to fulfill the Queerwolf prophecy ...

m.imdb.com/title/tt0094...

#FrightClub #APolishVampireInBurbank
Curse of the Queerwolf (1988) ⭐ 4.8 | Comedy, Horror
1h 26m | Not Rated
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February 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Incidentally, this flick was made around the time that the first wave of AIDS was really hitting its stride, and straight people assumed they were immune. We were losing loved ones every day, so that "queer vampire" bit at the spa was fcked up. #FrightClub #APolishVampireInBurbank
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
A Polish Vampire Rocky theme with Eddie Deezen #FrightClub

#APOLISHVAMPIREINBURBANK 🇵🇱🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️🦇
two wrestlers on a stage with the words " and you can 't teach that " below them
ALT: two wrestlers on a stage with the words " and you can 't teach that " below them
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February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM