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zython.bsky.social
Zython
@zython.bsky.social
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He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap.
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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price.
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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His name is King Furry, and you will show respect.
King Furry in all his magesty.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Update: I did it.
The toast screen for reaching level 50 in Pokemon Go.
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Happy Orlumbus Day, Bluesky!
Orlumbus from One Piece
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Honestly, the minion rush in Hunter's March was WAY more obnoxious. #Silksong
Patchy the Pirate on a Laz-E-Boy with text saying: "That's it? That's the tough mid-boss? That was three attacks!"
September 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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With the power of my stand!

PROPANE NIGHTMARE!
September 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I’m a white male aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me, no matter HOW dumb my suggestions are!
Nuts and Gum: Together at last!
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Ah, yes. EX5.
Necrozma: The Prism Pokemon
August 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Morons who think they have great "ideas". Like this guy.
QRT from Lucas Star Wars Girl: "I'm hearing a lot of fans saying The Acolyte is the final straw. If you've checked out, what caused you to do it? For me it was The Last Jedi and specifically the scene where Luke tossed away his father's lightsaber for lols just so Ruin Johnson could subvert expectations." Tweet from Harvey: "Maybe I was expecting too much, but I figured when Luke received the lightsaber, he'd grip it menacingly, force-jump high into the air, and spin down with a blazing arc, slicing the f*cking island in half. A moment of sheer, cinematic power representing the return of Luke."
July 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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It’s like an Ultra Beast, but somehow way more fucked up.
July 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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And it has a timeless message.
Guy looking at the logo for Nope saying “Wow!! Obsession with spectacle is dangerous.” A bullet flies over his head labeled “Shop at Fry’s Electronics”.
July 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The Simpsons scene where Kennedy & Nixon endorse Duff during the 1960 debate. Nixon saying “I also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.”
July 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Guess ICE is staffed by the dullards who take that old adage about the army at face value.
Join the Army, travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
July 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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So apparently, on The Bad Site, people are discussing establishing a digital Iron Curtain so that they don't have to suffer the indignity of being disagreed with by brown people.
Tweet from Harry Bergerson: "I'm shocked this hasn't become a mainstream conversation yet. There are billions- actually, literally billlions- of Third Worlders. It's not a minor inconvenience. It's a digital Camp of the Saints and considering how vital a tool this is, we need to take that far more seriously Quote tweet from Patrick Casey: "Not kidding here, region-locked social media will become a necessity in the coming decades."
July 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Where have I heard that one before?
Athena, look dead-eyed right at the camera with her head tilted. “Irrefutable Proof”
June 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Skinner telling the bullies "Right now Andrew Cuomo is at home crying like a little girl".
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I get why people don’t want to engage on The Bad Site, but I think it’s important to still keep your finger on the pulse there to understand the opposition. For example, did you know that the right has radicalized themselves into supporting necrophilia?
Tweet from @memeticsisyphus in response to a brain-dead woman being forced to stay on life support to give birth: “The baby is alive and well btw. The woman having died is still dead.” The baby, for the record, was born under 2 lbs.
June 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Dems when the fascist mob comes to lynch them.
Homer Simpson holding a giant poisoned eclair saying "Ehh, I've had a good run".
June 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I know just who to call!
Cover of the South Park parody Hardley Boys book "Mystery of the Urinal Turd"
June 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A screencap from The Simpsons showing a missile with a sticker stating "Caution: Aim Away From Face".
May 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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A tweet from J. K. Rowling, attributed to Carolyn Donham on September 1, 1955. The rest of the tweet is unaltered. "Women aren't responsible for male violence. Male on male violence is neither women's fault, nor their problem to solve. It is the height of misogyny to claim women's words cause, justify or excuse male violence."
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Communism:
Bill Cypher shuffling the function of every orifice in Mr. Northwest's face.
April 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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A battleship labeled S.S. Antarctica crewed entirely by penguins.
April 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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What?
...
Ok, I'm in.
Cover to the first volume of Kindergarten Wars Plot The story takes place in Kindergarten Noir, known as "the world's safest kindergarten". Hosting the children of politicians, celebrities, businessmen, and other VIPs, Kindergarten Noir protects them from would-be assassins and kidnappers by employing former criminals as teachers in exchange for reduced sentences. Rita, also known as Convict #999, is a former assassin who finds herself working at Kindergarten Noir—both to get a reduced sentence by acting as a bodyguard and to find a hot guy along the way.
March 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM