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zyfetc.bsky.social
zyf
@zyfetc.bsky.social
disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: https://www.notion.so/zy-f/zyf-s-public-splatoon-content-f944b7220b78413381b530e81ded1344

player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social

https://www.youtube.com/@zyfetc
goated run much respect
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
top cut
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
you have no idea
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
if u dont have a group to play with why do you care about it being scrims youre just playing alone anyway
just play x rank

or make/find a group to play with consistently first if you like being in vc so much

the main requirement to scrim regularly is scheduling
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
bsky.app/profile/zyfe...

see also balanced and very strong 3300 player kaochin, he plays tournaments and does viewer coaching too sometimes which is nice:
m.youtube.com/channel/UC8D...
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
dms and planning in advance

usually befriending 2-4 groups/teams has been enough for me to be able to get scrims regularly

and it builds up over time

ask people you had good sets with in tourney or sendouq or luti or wherever else
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
idk how to fix mentality

i'm just tired of people blaming ""the system"" instead of reflecting inward

the resources are right there, use them
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ok but do you believe that all the people who are really good at splatoon rn are there cuz theyre genetic freaks

i dont buy it

people get stuck in this game bc their mentality is poor and they misuse the resources available to them

not because they're being "oppressed" by systemic bias
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
trickle down analogy is also not great bc everyone is just playing for fun here

people wanna play games that are fun, and that usually involves teammates and opponents either being of similar skill OR being friends

like this is just how social dynamics work
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ok see so theres several differences here but the most direct conflict here is that plenty of people spawn in already rich or in an environment that easily enables success

nobody was born magically good at splatoon
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the overlap between ppl who make it to the top and ppl who complain about voting, tiering, and "the system" is *very* small

if you measure the skill of the scene by the average, you can try to "fix" the systems

but if you measure by the volume of top level players, it doesn't really matter
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
most people simply do not have the set of mental tools to fly high and ive never figured out how to impart it upon anyone
despite several serious attempts
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
id set a challenge to have someone let me take them under my wing and show them how but

ive been burned tryna do that like 10 times so idk im starting to think it's just not possible cuz im too firey and abrasive
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
if your only goal is to get better and you can set aside your ego or desire to win fast, you really do not need anything else

pretty sure i could start over from complete fresh account and find my path to improvement reasonably quickly

but you have to be very clear-headed about what you truly want
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
and on the asking for practice side, demonstrate that the existing resources alone aren't good enough for you to make progress

are you playing uncapped tournaments? what's preventing you from getting scrims with the people who slightly best you?

give people a reason to and the ability to help you
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
im hardly top level but

im far more willing to humor someone if they can demonstrate that theyve actually put in some meaningful amount of work themselves

ask questions that are specific enough to show you tried to think through some things yourself, don't just generically throw around buzzwords
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM