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zyfetc.bsky.social
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@zyfetc.bsky.social
disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: https://www.notion.so/zy-f/zyf-s-public-splatoon-content-f944b7220b78413381b530e81ded1344

player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social

https://www.youtube.com/@zyfetc
eevee quad (none of them were even looking at me)
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1: for those requesting unbiased, always available practice with ZERO gatekeeping

2+3: for those desiring practice with opportunity to fight better players who can't say no

4: for those seeking consistent long-form team practice against consistently challenging opponents

#compsplatoon
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
someone asked me how we can have set wins on good players and then get destroyed in weeklies by people who on paper are much worse

(figure is oversimplified obviously)

#compsplatoon
September 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds character
June 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
people keep trolling and @-ing us

so this is my genuine remark

obviously dont play on an empty stomach but can we please not act like slightly better diet is going to prevent you from making bad decisions you were going to make anyway like lets please be real
May 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
April 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sometimes one must play for the love of the game #compsplatoon
April 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
-is this change
March 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
what in the actual wallbang-
March 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
remember, to pop off, make sure to:
- not line up your shots and whiff horrifically
- hold zr without re-aiming
- commit to dropping for no reason
- miss some more
- wave your camera around wildly and panic
- mash jump and spray

with advanced strategies like these, you too can hit epic clips
November 19, 2024 at 4:12 AM
dude who sucks at solo achieves unremarkable x peak for first time in over a year
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 AM
additional context that may be relevant/helpful
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
October 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM