his doctorate is in english literature, I support Dr badguy. Imagine dedicating 10+ years to something and some dude is like "forget that 4 a sec"

I wonder what kind of villainy an english language phd would be doing to get spies sent after him tho. or maybe his criminal activity is unrelated

s: *sigh* look, this is kinda part of the gig. I don't feel like an international superspy when you speak in perfect english
henchman: blyat! boss, the police are right outside!
b: there, he did it, are you happy?
s: *crosses arms,* i guess

b: then why would I do that? Why would I needlessly complicate the conversation
s: well I could use context clues-
b: but you'd still be putting more thought into it than is necessary. It just doesn't make sense

I think it's sort of like a demonic pact, and their mass grows by trading souls for work. I wish I'd known that before I traded mine for freaking taxes, so buyer beeare

Of course they know, giant masses of hydrogen are the most intelligent form of life in the universe. I actually get Proxima Centauri to do my taxes

typo