Come and get your Amstrad bags, they're on offer 'til December.

It's no lie, you can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an eagle's eye.

bwahahaha

KEEP THE DG IN FOR G... oh, too late

Bloody Revue again! Now I've seen it it's everywhere.

OH NO IT ISN'T

It's definitely something screwy about that font, the layout all behaves itself if you change font-family

Does library count as albums, cause if so it's too easy! 😄

Buying groceries from Amazon is a mad concept to me.
I assume there's a separate delivery infrastructure for it, but in my mind a random guy in a rusty white van just leaves a box of food on the floor outside your house and speeds away without knocking some time the middle of next week. 😆

I found this I think it should win the compo

"the main issue is actually is just whoever did the programming doesn't understand what dishwashers do"

My mum has said essentially the same thing about the cycles on her current washing machine many times. How much of that is down to misguided attempts to reduce water or power usage I don't know.

Something like this

Bush was already a zombie brand before they even started doing TVs!

You can seeeeee, seeeee them all. BRRRRRM *hacking cough*

AI scraping scumbags and their insatiable hunger for content to steal. Bloody menace.

That's great, I was looking for a seventh clock for my clock-of-the-day! 😜

I run svn cleanup after every update in my updater script.

I also do

git fetch --depth=2
git fsck
git reflog expire --expire=now --all
git gc --prune=now

on my git ones, some of which may even do something useful 😅