At least now I know what one of these would look like if it wore a blonde wig...

Six? More like sixty. (Probably more)

Houseplants are much like cats.

I used to think that Ted Cruz was the worst, weakest husband on the planet for letting Trump call his wife ugly, but J. D. Vance, screwing over his wife & kids for a scummy edgelord punk who wants to "normalize Indian hate," blows that out of the water.

I was right! Flip it upside down, and this is CLEARLY a scrotum.

Ha! That's the exact one I was planning to post today. But I was going to do the silver cover, since that's the way I first read it.

Still waiting...

Are we absolutely sure that's not Tate Reeves in a wig? It's got that same genetic misfire face...

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Republican inbreeding has gotten out of control...

I have the novelization!

I'm gonna have a story published in the Garbology Anthology that's coming out in a couple of months (for GarbAugust -- it's a reading event, see CriminOlly on YouTube if you're unfamiliar with that). Only $15 in paper, so start setting aside some spare change now! :)

"You mean our co-worker Dave is a necrophiliac?!? Why, I'm not even sure what that is!"

That looks a whole lot like the cover of the M. R. James book that never leaves my bedside table...

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Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.