Zwolf
@zwolf.bsky.social
Zwolf666 from Twitter, before Elon turned it into 4chan. Affably misanthropic hellspawn who needs a place to put goofy things he says. https://mastodon.world/@Zwolf at Mastodon, http://mightyblowhole.blogspot.com/
When you're terribly upset over changes to an advertising logo that never had any purpose other than to manipulate you into buying stuff, you didn't only swallow the bait, you digested it, shat it out, and then ate it again.
August 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you're terribly upset over changes to an advertising logo that never had any purpose other than to manipulate you into buying stuff, you didn't only swallow the bait, you digested it, shat it out, and then ate it again.
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I bet they wouldn't be raiding John Bolton's house if he was hiding the Epstein files...
August 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I bet they wouldn't be raiding John Bolton's house if he was hiding the Epstein files...
I'll procrastinate later.
August 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'll procrastinate later.
The main thing I like about badminton is picturing the person who invented it trying to talk people into trying it out with them.
August 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The main thing I like about badminton is picturing the person who invented it trying to talk people into trying it out with them.
Little known historical fact: Horst Wessel also used to go by the nickname "Big Balls."
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Little known historical fact: Horst Wessel also used to go by the nickname "Big Balls."
@dailykos.com Y'all have the most head-hunting, biased, touchy, agenda-driven moderation staff of any website I'm on. Consider the way you treat your loyal users next time you go begging for money, because you have people there with personal dislikes who clearly abuse their power.
August 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@dailykos.com Y'all have the most head-hunting, biased, touchy, agenda-driven moderation staff of any website I'm on. Consider the way you treat your loyal users next time you go begging for money, because you have people there with personal dislikes who clearly abuse their power.
Did you know you can just make things up? Yep, you can. You know who told me that? A Martian ninja.
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Did you know you can just make things up? Yep, you can. You know who told me that? A Martian ninja.
My advice is, go around your neighborhood offering people fifteen dollars for their house. You never know who's crazy and stupid.
July 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My advice is, go around your neighborhood offering people fifteen dollars for their house. You never know who's crazy and stupid.
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July 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not trying to say that my co-worker is weird, but whenever she doesn't come to work we all figure she's probably off somewhere sewing a playsuit for a chicken.
July 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm not trying to say that my co-worker is weird, but whenever she doesn't come to work we all figure she's probably off somewhere sewing a playsuit for a chicken.
It's worth learning to forge your co-worker's handwriting just to write "my farts" on the lid of a Tupperware container to hide on their desk where somebody'll find it.
July 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's worth learning to forge your co-worker's handwriting just to write "my farts" on the lid of a Tupperware container to hide on their desk where somebody'll find it.
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Absolute perfection
July 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Absolute perfection
Never "assume" anything, because you know what happens when you assume? Yep, you make an ASS out of YOU, you IDIOT.
July 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Never "assume" anything, because you know what happens when you assume? Yep, you make an ASS out of YOU, you IDIOT.
I'm giving away free birds today. They're all over the place, in trees and bushes, hopping through the grass.. you just have to catch 'em and they're yours. You're welcome!
July 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm giving away free birds today. They're all over the place, in trees and bushes, hopping through the grass.. you just have to catch 'em and they're yours. You're welcome!
Imagine being so astronomically fucking awful that a song like this comes out and EVERYBODY knows what it's referring to, even without hints?
It's the feel-good hit of the summer!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NO...
It's the feel-good hit of the summer!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NO...
Malört & Savior - On The Day It Finally Happens
YouTube video by Malört and Savior
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June 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Imagine being so astronomically fucking awful that a song like this comes out and EVERYBODY knows what it's referring to, even without hints?
It's the feel-good hit of the summer!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NO...
It's the feel-good hit of the summer!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NO...
The reason Pete Hegseth is a drunk is because he tried to play that game where you do a shot every time Pete Hegseth says the word "warfighter."
My hope for you all is that you may someday find someone you love as much as Hegseth loves the saying the goofy word "warfighter."
My hope for you all is that you may someday find someone you love as much as Hegseth loves the saying the goofy word "warfighter."
June 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The reason Pete Hegseth is a drunk is because he tried to play that game where you do a shot every time Pete Hegseth says the word "warfighter."
My hope for you all is that you may someday find someone you love as much as Hegseth loves the saying the goofy word "warfighter."
My hope for you all is that you may someday find someone you love as much as Hegseth loves the saying the goofy word "warfighter."
It's a shame they can't both fall out ALL the windows...
June 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's a shame they can't both fall out ALL the windows...
I hope they fucking kill each other. Watching them fight is like seeing somebody with a turd in each hand start clapping.
(The fun thing is, I don't even have to say who I'm talking about, you already know.)
(The fun thing is, I don't even have to say who I'm talking about, you already know.)
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I hope they fucking kill each other. Watching them fight is like seeing somebody with a turd in each hand start clapping.
(The fun thing is, I don't even have to say who I'm talking about, you already know.)
(The fun thing is, I don't even have to say who I'm talking about, you already know.)
Wow, Trump sure is mad about this "TACO" thing. He doesn't like being called a "taco."
Wait 'til "Trump Ultimately Reverses Decisions" becomes popular...
Wait 'til "Trump Ultimately Reverses Decisions" becomes popular...
June 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Wow, Trump sure is mad about this "TACO" thing. He doesn't like being called a "taco."
Wait 'til "Trump Ultimately Reverses Decisions" becomes popular...
Wait 'til "Trump Ultimately Reverses Decisions" becomes popular...
If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck it might be my Uncle Bert and he forgot to take his pills.
May 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck it might be my Uncle Bert and he forgot to take his pills.
You can learn kung fu the same way you make a statue. You just have to stop doing everything that isn't kung fu.
May 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You can learn kung fu the same way you make a statue. You just have to stop doing everything that isn't kung fu.
The Good Ship Lollipop was from back in the days when the Navy didn't yet understand the importance of projecting a tough image.
May 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Good Ship Lollipop was from back in the days when the Navy didn't yet understand the importance of projecting a tough image.