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Zwi E.M.
@zwihnw.bsky.social
Xe/They
Better known as:
Sucks Girl C°ck
1/2 of Eunuch Sucker
DeadPinky (amongst the nerds)

Mainly Harsh Noise, Wrestling Takes, and MTG decklists I’m brewing
White Knight Commander Store Championship thread (I meant to do it yesterday, but it’s more for me than you)

Tldr: Flubs is cracked, and I’m rusty with my mulliganing

moxfield.com/decks/4gb88W...
States Flubs - Commander (Flubs, the Fool)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
June 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
An alcoholic libertarian said “peace sells but who’s buying” 39 years ago and trumpets still bought in.

I know the face eating leopard party has our best intentions at heart, but it’s lyrically the bridge fuckin chorus how do you not put 1+1 together.
June 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Legacy Super Qualifier with Manabond Land Control (linked below).

Round 1: v Izzet Delver

Game one was a proper struggle with them getting me down to 1, then a karn grabbing ensnaring bridge stabilized and took over. Games 2 + 3 saw them get early game cutters and draw more wastelands.
May 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
On 5 hours of sleep, drinking a burnt coffee, listening to Sun Ra’s Nuclear War.

Life is good
April 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Remember how Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep pondered if automata will be able to feel empathy? Fortunately, considering the figure heads developing the technology haven’t even figured it out yet that techs still decades away.
March 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I think a lot of contemporary conservativism can be pseudo-explained by the first 4 episodes of the Joe Rogan Podcast featuring medical experts throughout COVID-19, particularly when contrasted with others.
March 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kirks 4/19, be there or be 5% less hot.
March 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Day 2 of the RCQ, Alesha again but with 5 changes across the 75 (how dramatic)
March 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Standard RCQ had 24 players pulling up, and Alesha came in ready to take on a field of red (this is the least red any meta has been at these RCQs)
March 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The world needs more post-industrial with djent inspired percussion/rhythm
February 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Things I didn’t have on my 2025 bingo card:
• getting into yugioh
• daft punk phase in the year of our lord and savior
• Sterling starting to cuddle me during night time😱😱!!!!!!
February 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This new Wreckminsters Harmonies album got a bitch in xeir feels (this is the best drone drop in years)
February 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Take me back to being an innocent twelve year old accidentally discovering Meshuggahs Bleed from a watchmojo video
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Normalize gatekeeping (x3)
Normalize bullying (x3)
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It’s almost poetic this was the last whisper ever posted
February 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This cat lead to the deciphering of Mayan script before it was 2, so yeah his resume will probably beat out yours in the automated application world.
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Next show at the Z.A.C.C.
January 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
RCQ over in bozo this Saturday. Ponza stabbed me and the back and took the kids day 1, so I’m back on Alesha piles. Planning to take Alesha to the rest of this seasons tournaments, partially because it’s worst performance so far is 3-2, mostly because she’s literally me.
The Truth of Names | MAGIC: THE GATHERING
At only nineteen years old, the Mardu khan Alesha is a remarkable figure.
magic.wizards.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Two RCQs this weekend over in billville, bringing Ponza so I’ll only be communicating via steinglish
January 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Babes it’s 2025, the third wave of iconoclasm is imminent. We gonna be getting wild like it’s 825.
January 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
~24 hours into Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo, and god I forgot how much he brings out the virtue signaling in cishets. Babygirl he ain’t doing anything that his simps wasn’t already pushing for federally.
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Workers of the world unite
January 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
*filling out my proposal for what my exhibit within the art capstone show will consist of*

It’s gonna be the room that ruins your day. You walk in then BAM, anxiety…
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM