Just got a raise for outstanding of influencing the mass! Have had viewer from all over! Thank you for helping me spread the word.

A.S. General Zuckmen of The 167th Training Battalion and of the Office of Media Agitation & National Security Intelligence.

Hey Cadets! Myself, @nautilusvt.bsky.social, @ktruffles.bsky.social and @dipperdots.bsky.social started DBD Bingo. It's quite fun. I suggest trying it out with pals.
A link to the sheets (ko-fi.com/s/699cc0fec3)

In other news, victory will be ours!
Come watch! It's not just for fun, it's your duty.

I hope that clears up some mystery for you, Cadets.
The last thing I want is to lie to you! I hope to see you all tomorrow in good spirits and good health!

A.S. General Zuckmen of The 167th Training Battalion and of the Office of Media Agitation & National Security Intelligence.

My wife (@alexlovesyouvt.bsky.social) and I got a piece done by @nautilusvt.bsky.social. I'm glad how it came out. Thank you to Nautilus, and please support his donothon if you can.

Hello Cadets! Today was the photo day at the office. I think they really got my good side in this one. Granted, all my sides are good, but this one is especially. Hope you have a great day, Cadet.

(art by @sun-of-seas.bsky.social)

Hello Cadets! I have reached Affiliate! I like to thank y'all for your support and viewership. I will don my Chaplet with grace and honor… A tad bit of smugness as well. I have many people to thank. That's all down below. Thank you all truly. The dog got his day. 1/4

Spotify Wrapped. Pretty swag.

My Vibes are very demure
My Looks are classic
and by god I'm insane