michael lutz
@ztul.bsky.social
"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer. Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail
The mystery deepens....
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The mystery deepens....
I'll do it. To procure the funds for the benefit of the town in accordance with the terms of the will, I'll spend the night in the haunted house. It's only right; after all, he was my eccentric uncle.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'll do it. To procure the funds for the benefit of the town in accordance with the terms of the will, I'll spend the night in the haunted house. It's only right; after all, he was my eccentric uncle.
this shit is useless now
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this shit is useless now
as someone who specifically purchased a discord description to be able to use a react of my own face in every server I'm in, it's not above me making an image macro of myself another one of my stupid recurring bits
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
as someone who specifically purchased a discord description to be able to use a react of my own face in every server I'm in, it's not above me making an image macro of myself another one of my stupid recurring bits
Every day is a learning opportunity
![Where's Herb? was an advertising campaign for the fast food chain Burger King that ran in 1985 and 1986. The television commercials featured a fictional character named Herb, who was described as never having eaten a Whopper in his life. Advertisements called on fans to visit their local Burger King in the hope of finding Herb and winning a prize. The campaign also included an "I'm not Herb" promotion, in which customers could get a discounted Whopper by including the phrase in their order. This confused people who tried to follow the promotion because they did not know what Herb looked like. By the time his appearance was revealed, many people had already lost interest in the campaign. The promotion was poorly received and was the last campaign that the J. Walter Thompson agency designed for Burger King.
[below this is pictured Herb, the character is a distressingly smooth white man with bad glasses, slicked back blond hair, and an unsettling, toothless smile]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tybcmufjclmndigqp3burklb/bafkreifqhw73f3dwxfo4comxocpzmqboovkwebafszdv3lq42r2z5szk3a@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day is a learning opportunity
![TRUMP THE DAY AFTER MEETING ME: they're terrific plays, wonderful
plays. not all of them, some of them
are--you're not supposed to say
this but it's the truth. Some of them
are not good plays. They're bad
plays. [enunciating weirdly] quite!
bad! [normal again] But the six or
eight we talk about, the Hamlets
and the Romeos and the Juliets
they're terrific. Just terrific. But
who we DO NOT talk about and
should, really should, he's the same
age as Shakespeare---well he's
dead now. It happens. Buh-bye! But
they were alive at the same time
and writing at the same time and
his name was Ben Jonson. A very
smart guy. When he wrote a play, it
was like Seinfeld.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tybcmufjclmndigqp3burklb/bafkreihsllthdbmasgab54n6zkajvg6eaklh57im7jczo2gdlrespepthy@jpeg)
Me watching you sleep
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me watching you sleep
Stranger in New England? Don't be surprised if an otherwise unassuming local passing on the street challenges you for the few sweet sips found in our bountifully occurring Ground Dunkin!
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Stranger in New England? Don't be surprised if an otherwise unassuming local passing on the street challenges you for the few sweet sips found in our bountifully occurring Ground Dunkin!
![A multi-millionaire who lived frugally, Hill never married, had no kids, and struck out with three marriage proposals. Rumors swirled about him being gay, which he
always shot down. When he died alone in his Teddington flat in 1992 at 68, the world lost a legend, but I'm still fantasizing about that impish sparkle in his eve. Benny, you saucybastard, you've got me hooked--let's just say I'd love to chase you round in one of your sped-up sketches, no cameras needed.
[a photo of British comedian Benny Hill]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tybcmufjclmndigqp3burklb/bafkreicnsgopeximjjhunt6pryvurdwj5jtrd7xjrfuyqunep3s7bohtca@jpeg)
