zozman
@zozman.bsky.social
I'm all about the confidence. And some limited weeping.
Dear BBC - please stop trying to make Wayne Rooney a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Dear BBC - please stop trying to make Wayne Rooney a thing.
"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
God "Firstly, which 11 year old girl is called Margaret?"
God "Firstly, which 11 year old girl is called Margaret?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
God "Firstly, which 11 year old girl is called Margaret?"
God "Firstly, which 11 year old girl is called Margaret?"
Pitching a new comic to Viz about a group of overly sentimental cartilaginous fish called "The Bathetic Sharks".
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Pitching a new comic to Viz about a group of overly sentimental cartilaginous fish called "The Bathetic Sharks".
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#FindsFriday!
An arrowhead made of #meteorite iron: around 1,500 BC, a meteorite struck #Estonia. A fragment of it arrived - presumably in the baggage of an amber trader - at what is now Lake Biel, #Switzerland. An arrowhead was then made there from the cosmic iron.
From Mörigen, 900-800 BC.
📷 me
An arrowhead made of #meteorite iron: around 1,500 BC, a meteorite struck #Estonia. A fragment of it arrived - presumably in the baggage of an amber trader - at what is now Lake Biel, #Switzerland. An arrowhead was then made there from the cosmic iron.
From Mörigen, 900-800 BC.
📷 me
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
#FindsFriday!
An arrowhead made of #meteorite iron: around 1,500 BC, a meteorite struck #Estonia. A fragment of it arrived - presumably in the baggage of an amber trader - at what is now Lake Biel, #Switzerland. An arrowhead was then made there from the cosmic iron.
From Mörigen, 900-800 BC.
📷 me
An arrowhead made of #meteorite iron: around 1,500 BC, a meteorite struck #Estonia. A fragment of it arrived - presumably in the baggage of an amber trader - at what is now Lake Biel, #Switzerland. An arrowhead was then made there from the cosmic iron.
From Mörigen, 900-800 BC.
📷 me
Mary Shelley is going to be so embarrassed when she realises that she called her book The MODERN Prometheus, yet she published it in 1818.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mary Shelley is going to be so embarrassed when she realises that she called her book The MODERN Prometheus, yet she published it in 1818.
I've just watched that Primitive Technology bloke for the first time in a few years, and he made a Harrier Jump Jet out of some clay and twigs.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I've just watched that Primitive Technology bloke for the first time in a few years, and he made a Harrier Jump Jet out of some clay and twigs.
In a cruel world, choose to be kind
of an 'orrible bastard.
of an 'orrible bastard.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In a cruel world, choose to be kind
of an 'orrible bastard.
of an 'orrible bastard.
I've just applied for a bank account and they want me to do a little video of myself and hahaha you can fuck RIGHT OFF.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I've just applied for a bank account and they want me to do a little video of myself and hahaha you can fuck RIGHT OFF.
Commentators ask why men are angry and disillusioned nowadays without even considering that the Civ7 release and the Football Manager 26 beta betrayal happened within 9 months. #FM26
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Commentators ask why men are angry and disillusioned nowadays without even considering that the Civ7 release and the Football Manager 26 beta betrayal happened within 9 months. #FM26
Is your mum John Barnes in the World in Motion video because a) they both look like human men, and b) they both advocate getting "round the back"?
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Is your mum John Barnes in the World in Motion video because a) they both look like human men, and b) they both advocate getting "round the back"?
A remake of The Damed United but it's just Ange Postecoglou not training finishing or set pieces, shaking his head, and calling everyone 'mate' before getting sacked. #nffc
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A remake of The Damed United but it's just Ange Postecoglou not training finishing or set pieces, shaking his head, and calling everyone 'mate' before getting sacked. #nffc
I've spent 25 minutes googling whether REM ever played a gig in North Norfolk, and if so, whether Michael Stipe did the "that's me in the Cromer" gag, and I can confirm that's it's a no on both counts.
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've spent 25 minutes googling whether REM ever played a gig in North Norfolk, and if so, whether Michael Stipe did the "that's me in the Cromer" gag, and I can confirm that's it's a no on both counts.
Football would be better if the attacking team, when they got within 30 yards of goal, had to shoot.
Not every time, but maybe every third time. I'd watch that.
Not every time, but maybe every third time. I'd watch that.
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Football would be better if the attacking team, when they got within 30 yards of goal, had to shoot.
Not every time, but maybe every third time. I'd watch that.
Not every time, but maybe every third time. I'd watch that.
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Just sat here belly laughing by myself
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Just sat here belly laughing by myself
English politicians to Catholics in Derry - "Yes, you need to have this wonderful new Brit Card."
September 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
English politicians to Catholics in Derry - "Yes, you need to have this wonderful new Brit Card."
I just want to go back to the old days where there was a lawyer with the face of a cat.
August 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I just want to go back to the old days where there was a lawyer with the face of a cat.
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RIP Norman Tebbit. He may have been awful, but he knew how to re-record, not fade away.
July 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
RIP Norman Tebbit. He may have been awful, but he knew how to re-record, not fade away.
I understand that Rachel Reeves was crying in Parliament today because she remembered the injustice of Paul Gascgoigne poleaxing Gary Charles in the 1991 FA Cup Final and not being sent off, just because he did his cruciate #nffc
July 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I understand that Rachel Reeves was crying in Parliament today because she remembered the injustice of Paul Gascgoigne poleaxing Gary Charles in the 1991 FA Cup Final and not being sent off, just because he did his cruciate #nffc
Listening to Nirvana today. Legends who'll never be forgotten.
Kurt. Dave. The Other One.
Kurt. Dave. The Other One.
June 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Listening to Nirvana today. Legends who'll never be forgotten.
Kurt. Dave. The Other One.
Kurt. Dave. The Other One.
They say that all roads lead to Rome, but I've just gone down the A60 from Nottingham to Mansfield, and I'm pretty sure the A60 leads to Mansfield. Or Worksop at the absolute maximum.
June 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They say that all roads lead to Rome, but I've just gone down the A60 from Nottingham to Mansfield, and I'm pretty sure the A60 leads to Mansfield. Or Worksop at the absolute maximum.
The floodlights at the England Germany U-21 have gone out, and neither commentator has done the "put another 50p in the meter" joke.
Starmer's Britain.
Starmer's Britain.
June 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The floodlights at the England Germany U-21 have gone out, and neither commentator has done the "put another 50p in the meter" joke.
Starmer's Britain.
Starmer's Britain.
It's funny how we can directly link the State of the Fucking World to us collectively allowing Oasis to get away with "I'm feeling supersonic / give me gin and tonic".
June 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It's funny how we can directly link the State of the Fucking World to us collectively allowing Oasis to get away with "I'm feeling supersonic / give me gin and tonic".