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*Chosen Undead (Autocorrect changed it and it hurt to see it)

The gender change coffin is a human right. 🫡

Horizontal shmups on Easy mode are one of my favorite video game snacks, and this one is a tasty treat indeed.

Surely one can imagine the Champion of the Beaches, like a modern Prometheus, journeying to the land of the Gods, stealing their gender change coffin and carrying it upon her back to be delivered to the proletariat. 😌

"If the Radical Communist Emerald Herald (nasty woman, VERY LOW IQ!!) has her way you'll have open borders and transgender coffins for everybody! Invaders will steal your humanity!! Only I can make Drangleic Great Again!! Thank you for your attention to this matter."

"Sleepy King Vendrick wants your KIDS to DIE!! He's FUNDING the glowstone black market. SAD. Drangleic is in FREEFALL and where is the Sleepy King?? He's hiding, only his lapdog whistelblower Velstadt (Loser) knows where he is. SAD!"
- Queen Nashabdra, rightful ruler of Drangleic
MDGA DLKDLK

Congress would ban those glowy rocks as soon as the first person gets lured to a ledge and kicked off by a nefarious thief seeking their valuables. Think of the children!

AND ANOTHER MATTER-- The Dark Souls 2 gender change coffin needs to be invented. Put curing cancer on the back burner. A Dark Souls 2 gender change coffin on every corner! Make it happen, Zohran.