GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

Muppet-coded....?

In conclusion: Get it on like Papa John.

I mean, why wouldn't you?

...if we're being perfectly honest with ourselves here, it's also partly because The Artist must eventually knowingly test our patience a bit at some point, because....I mean, kind of just because fuck you, when you get right down to it. So yeah, anyway, it's a masterpiece. Everyone knows that.

...is a diagetic piece of the scene, and as such, she will push her shallow agenda at every available opportunity, which means every verse, because only the choruses have a beat. This choice was made deliberately to place the performance of the song within a tangible place and time, but really....

(I actually have no idea if that's true of not, I just wanted to make that joke.)

The audience for the franchise is shrinking, call that Wizard Of Ozempic.

The Cvntiest Of Leonard Cohen

Don't forget novel-worthy made-up stories about purchasing used bookshelves from absolute madmen as told by highly excitable puppets!

I wanna slap him upside the head for standing that crooked while having his height measured. What are you, five years old? Fuck you.

What is this e.e. cummings looking bullshit lol

Take these broken wings and stick 'em where the sun don't shine!