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Slick Nick
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2 beers is the perfect amount of beers.
August 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ah yes. Moving her to the "girlboss" prison block.
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge

me: yeah

my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad

me: ok wait, that’s not really–

my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again

me: four loko
June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Does the "Show Less Like This" button just straight up not work? It hasn't helped me weed out things I don't want on my feed.
April 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Genuine question - who would ever want to work for the federal government after Elon's DOGE employment cuts?
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
what is going on lmao
February 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Gulf of Mexico google maps thing is so dumb. If we're going to rename something on the map, we should give it a cool fantasy map name like "The Gulf of Infinite Resplendence" or whatever.
February 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Does anyone else find it mind-numbingly dumb that Trump spread birther lies about Obama being born in Kenya to make his presidency seem illegitimate?

Like that in and of itself is stupid as fuck, but its worse when you couple that with the fact that Elon Musk was genuinely born in South Africa.
February 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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El Laberinto Del Mitch McConnell (2006)
February 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If I see one more article about Kanye's gf being naked at the Grammy's I'm gonna lose it.

No one fucking cares dude. Our country is falling into an autocratic oligarchy and you want me to care about celebrity nipples? Go fuck yourself.
February 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
LGBTQ+ folks are in fear for their lives. Migrant families are once again going to be separated. Women have no say in their own bodies. The average working-class American will pay more for EVERYTHING.

Dems: If only someone could protect us from *checks notes* paying a few extra bucks for a pizza.
You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We must tear the fascists down.
January 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These next few years are going to be so fuckin bad dude.
Chuck Schumer says "Republicans are quite literally defunding the police."

"We will not stand idly by."
January 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me when I know nothing about Italian culture prior to 1861
Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"

*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
January 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My beige flag is crying every time I think about how Frodo was only able to destroy the ring because of Sam's unrelenting love and need to protect his best friend from danger.
January 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The internet now is basically just social media and I hate it. I miss websites and forums.
January 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
they should ban facebook.
January 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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it all balances out
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I know I'm late to the game (pun intended), but Animal Well SLAPS
January 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think this is because most gamers recognize that graphics are only a small piece of the puzzle that can make a game good. Minecraft, Stardew, Balatro, and FNaF are all examples of wildly successful games that focus on fun gameplay & mechanics over high quality 3D graphics.
Video game graphics have become hyperrealistic over the past four decades, with companies pouring money into the technology. But in recent years, the upgrades have had diminishing returns. The industry is now wondering whether a longtime marketing tool is instead a financial liability.
Video Games Can’t Afford to Look This Good
The gaming industry spent billions pursuing the idea that customers wanted realistic graphics. Did executives misread the market?
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It doesn't matter who you are or how well you speak. The moment you get a bubble in your throat, everyone thinks you sound like a dipshit clown and will laugh off anything you have to say for the rest of a conversation. Throat bubbles are the great equalizer, folks.
December 18, 2024 at 8:39 PM