The Unicorn Cow
@zoradysis.bsky.social
A pudge tryna make it through life one day at a time
Ricky Patel is the person of colour with an ethnic (you can infer) surname who arrested the mayor of Newark, New Jersey, by pulling the mayor into the "arrestable" zone (he wasn't standing in their jurisdiction before that!). Special Agent in Charge at Homeland Security Investigations.
May 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ricky Patel is the person of colour with an ethnic (you can infer) surname who arrested the mayor of Newark, New Jersey, by pulling the mayor into the "arrestable" zone (he wasn't standing in their jurisdiction before that!). Special Agent in Charge at Homeland Security Investigations.
He's alive, thank God for small mercies. I actually thought he had died.
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He's alive, thank God for small mercies. I actually thought he had died.
Oh #FinalFantasyX, the gift that keeps on giving, with your revealing NPC outfits everywhere. I still haven't finished playing and it's my first time: too frustrating trying to complete everything.Maybe I will resume this game after I decide to not complete the frustratingly impossible side quests.
April 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh #FinalFantasyX, the gift that keeps on giving, with your revealing NPC outfits everywhere. I still haven't finished playing and it's my first time: too frustrating trying to complete everything.Maybe I will resume this game after I decide to not complete the frustratingly impossible side quests.
The Nazi concentration camps were built in 1930s, years before World War II started, & housed undesirables such as dissidents, LGBTQ+, ppl of colour & others not belonging to "the master race". Y'know, like what's happening when USA ships its undesired citizens to El Salvador. History is repeating
April 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Nazi concentration camps were built in 1930s, years before World War II started, & housed undesirables such as dissidents, LGBTQ+, ppl of colour & others not belonging to "the master race". Y'know, like what's happening when USA ships its undesired citizens to El Salvador. History is repeating
Oh yeah, I forgot to post about my (stalled) journey with #FinalFantasyX, where at least 1 NPC is outrageously dressed in each area. Y'know, to offset "old person yells at clouds" doom posting. Pixelated distraction butts!
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to post about my (stalled) journey with #FinalFantasyX, where at least 1 NPC is outrageously dressed in each area. Y'know, to offset "old person yells at clouds" doom posting. Pixelated distraction butts!
1) B!tch you can't vote. Your driver's license ain't gonna cut it. You have to find or pay for a flarking hard paper copy of your birth certificate, or pay for a passport (but first, pay to take the photo that will be on your passport!).
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
1) B!tch you can't vote. Your driver's license ain't gonna cut it. You have to find or pay for a flarking hard paper copy of your birth certificate, or pay for a passport (but first, pay to take the photo that will be on your passport!).
Oh Biran, distract me from the reality of an orange convicted felon leading the world's strongest army
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Oh Biran, distract me from the reality of an orange convicted felon leading the world's strongest army
Once again #FinalFantasyX is here to distract me with their scantily-clad NPCs. So many photos. So stressed and with less discretionary spending. Much regression. Therefore continue video games. Someone buy us a new tv pls lol
March 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Once again #FinalFantasyX is here to distract me with their scantily-clad NPCs. So many photos. So stressed and with less discretionary spending. Much regression. Therefore continue video games. Someone buy us a new tv pls lol
#FinalFantasyX here to distract from the brutal reality of looming dictatorship. The NPCs have revealing outfits
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#FinalFantasyX here to distract from the brutal reality of looming dictatorship. The NPCs have revealing outfits
More outrageous outfits from #FinalFantasyX!
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
More outrageous outfits from #FinalFantasyX!
More outrageous outfits from #FinalFantasyX. Here's summoner Dona! She really is an a$$
January 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More outrageous outfits from #FinalFantasyX. Here's summoner Dona! She really is an a$$
The back view of an NPC from #FinalFantasyX
Why yes, it's my first time playing it. Omg the outfits, the outfits...
Why yes, it's my first time playing it. Omg the outfits, the outfits...
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The back view of an NPC from #FinalFantasyX
Why yes, it's my first time playing it. Omg the outfits, the outfits...
Why yes, it's my first time playing it. Omg the outfits, the outfits...
Too much stress for things out of my control. Behold the outrageous outfits of non-playable characters (NPCs) in #FinalFantasyX ! There are so many outrageousness!! It's my first time playing. So much a$$ & not a lot of bewbs. Whiskey tango foxtrot!
More to come.
More to come.
January 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Too much stress for things out of my control. Behold the outrageous outfits of non-playable characters (NPCs) in #FinalFantasyX ! There are so many outrageousness!! It's my first time playing. So much a$$ & not a lot of bewbs. Whiskey tango foxtrot!
More to come.
More to come.
Tiny deliciousness
January 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Tiny deliciousness
Ukrainian Christmas actually is on 31st December now
January 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ukrainian Christmas actually is on 31st December now
Koi koi fish fish in a pond pond
January 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Koi koi fish fish in a pond pond
Saturday night means Polish chocolate with orangey jam fillings!
December 29, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Saturday night means Polish chocolate with orangey jam fillings!
Replaying Final Fantasy IX on the Nintendo Switch; last time was at the turn of the century on a PlayStation(1). The Big Bad Kuja is dressed smexy?!? Never noticed it on a small CRT tv back in the day... Whaaat is this character design... Thong and a high-low skirt. Bold indeed!
November 24, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Replaying Final Fantasy IX on the Nintendo Switch; last time was at the turn of the century on a PlayStation(1). The Big Bad Kuja is dressed smexy?!? Never noticed it on a small CRT tv back in the day... Whaaat is this character design... Thong and a high-low skirt. Bold indeed!
Fever: broken. Voice: still sexy-hoarse-painful. USA voters, please go make your voices heard! Cartoon by @lukeymcgarry.bsky.social
November 4, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Fever: broken. Voice: still sexy-hoarse-painful. USA voters, please go make your voices heard! Cartoon by @lukeymcgarry.bsky.social
youtu.be/oIZDtqWX6Fk?... a good watch, an instructive watch, very well put
October 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
youtu.be/oIZDtqWX6Fk?... a good watch, an instructive watch, very well put
Office water 😩 the importance of bringing your own Emotional Support Water Bottle always and forever, stupid me who forgot it!!! McDonald's is the closest place... Mmm...
October 15, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Office water 😩 the importance of bringing your own Emotional Support Water Bottle always and forever, stupid me who forgot it!!! McDonald's is the closest place... Mmm...
Snack gifts from a friend who recently visited Dubai
October 11, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Snack gifts from a friend who recently visited Dubai
Happy Fry Day! There are lots of problems in the world. Try to do good. I hear Advanced Voting is open in the USA. No matter your political leanings, you should still vote. Power to the people
October 11, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Happy Fry Day! There are lots of problems in the world. Try to do good. I hear Advanced Voting is open in the USA. No matter your political leanings, you should still vote. Power to the people