The Unicorn Cow
The Unicorn Cow
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A pudge tryna make it through life one day at a time
If you took a photo of an ICE nazi without their mask (y'know, they can't breathe with a mask on when it's COVID but need the mask to hide their faces when committing crimes in the name of a convicted rapist felon who also happens to be a draft dodge) -- click the link below

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The ICE List: Tracking Deportation Agents Across America Crowdsourced database of individuals involved in deportations, ICE operations, and associated abuses.  The ICE List is an open journalistic pro...
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June 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ricky Patel is the person of colour with an ethnic (you can infer) surname who arrested the mayor of Newark, New Jersey, by pulling the mayor into the "arrestable" zone (he wasn't standing in their jurisdiction before that!). Special Agent in Charge at Homeland Security Investigations.
May 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
amerikkkan immigration & customs enforcement (ice) is recruiting. It would be wery interesting if ppl knowledgeable in a.i. and many someones with free time submitted a lot of applications to join the amerikkkan gestapo

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May 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just spent a week looking for the gift, couldn't find it, purchased another identical one this morning, and just now found the original gift -- RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN!!! Thanks long COVID!!! Or izzit just old age?!?! Thank you also for return and refund windows, ugh.
May 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Finally watching #Daredevil (not Born Again) for the first time. Omg it's soo good for my impotent rage, relieves the sense of injustice I feel. I don't know why I waited so long but I am glad I started. It's never too late. Always remember that
May 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know spring has sprung when you're attending a get-together with disposable wooden utensils... That give you a splinter... And the wood breaks off in your finger... And you hereby resolve to be that person who brings their own silver cutlery everywhere, along with tweezers and rubbing alcohol.
May 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Interesting
May 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
He's alive, thank God for small mercies. I actually thought he had died.
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Embassy of El Salvador in Washington, D.C. is located at
1400 16th Street NorthWest, Suite 100,
Washington, D.C., 20036,
in the Dupont Circle neighborhood of USA.

For your information.
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Americans should totally fax their government representatives & tell them your thoughts on how your tax dollars are paying El Salvador to keep "the coloureds, gays & other mistaken undesirables" there. That's right, you're paying to feed and house them in El Salvador! Check out the link
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April 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh #FinalFantasyX, the gift that keeps on giving, with your revealing NPC outfits everywhere. I still haven't finished playing and it's my first time: too frustrating trying to complete everything.Maybe I will resume this game after I decide to not complete the frustratingly impossible side quests.
April 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The Nazi concentration camps were built in 1930s, years before World War II started, & housed undesirables such as dissidents, LGBTQ+, ppl of colour & others not belonging to "the master race". Y'know, like what's happening when USA ships its undesired citizens to El Salvador. History is repeating
April 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to post about my (stalled) journey with #FinalFantasyX, where at least 1 NPC is outrageously dressed in each area. Y'know, to offset "old person yells at clouds" doom posting. Pixelated distraction butts!
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They: how bad was this week?

Me: (drinking watered-down mushroom gravy in a shot glass with a spoon to scoop & eat the chopped mushrooms)

They: ohhh that bad huh.

Just first world problem things. Silver linings! At least it's the weekend. Almost.
April 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well frick, Save Act passed after all. I have many thoughts and feelings but they're pretty obvious and superfluous at this point. Americans chose this. Don't interrupt the enemy when they make mistakes, guess we're all gonna be dragged to hell with them. Yay it will be warm at least.
April 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
5) so please, Americans, contact your government representative and beg them to actually do their jobs by representing the people's voices instead of being bought by the likes of the HERRitage "foundation" and eLoN musk(rat)s. You're supposed to be proud of your country. Flipping HECK
April 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
4) You're trans and or go by something different than your legal name in your birth certificate? No vote for you either. Nobody is allowed to vote if we're all plebes.
April 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
3) People who married and took on their spouse's surname? Others who took on their adoptive family's surname? Well your name don't match your birth certificate! No voting for you!! This is America!!! Only rich illegal immigrants like eLoN musk(rat) can buy votes! Thank you Save Act
April 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
2) You can't vote online in this day & age.You can't mail your vote in. If the SAVE Act passes, women (misogyny!) have to take time off work & gather their passport or birth certificate & go vote in person in the USA.

Women's suffrage all over again.Thanks CONSERVATIVES. Go sit on a cactus & spin
April 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
1) B!tch you can't vote. Your driver's license ain't gonna cut it. You have to find or pay for a flarking hard paper copy of your birth certificate, or pay for a passport (but first, pay to take the photo that will be on your passport!).
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Reposted by The Unicorn Cow
𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 (𝟮𝟬𝟮-𝟮𝟮𝟰-𝟯𝟭𝟮𝟭) 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠 𝗧𝗢 𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘 𝗡𝗢 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗖𝗧.
April 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tariffs tariffs tariffs! Yah yah yah I could keep repeating "I flarking TOLLDJA"(and I really wanna) but USA ladies, I mean future HandMaids, now is the time to contact your government representative! The Save Act is set to get voted on next week, right before Easter
www.glamour.com/story/save-a...
The SAVE Act Could Stop Millions of Women From Voting. Here’s What You Need to Know
The bill would make it harder for women, people of color, young voters, and other marginalized groups to register to vote.
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April 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sometimes I worry about how I cherry-pick things... Like I have never dead-named a person, but I absolutely insist on dead-naming non-persons. Kentucky Fried Chicken will always be Kentucky Fried Chicken #KFC and British Petroleum will always be British Petroleum to me #BP www.bbc.com/news/10370479
What do we know about the Deepwater Horizon disaster?
After weeks of investigations, what is known so far about the Deepwater Horizon disaster in the Gulf of Mexico?
www.bbc.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Welp, the puppetmasters (ahem billionaires) in the "shadows" are gettin things done! Look they're halfway through the Project 2025 checklist

www.project2025.observer
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April 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When your "dear" friend messages you a flipping YOUTUBE LINK after 2am on a flipping week night and you foolishly HAD them as a favourite contact... So they bypassed the Do Not Disturb... On a week night...After 2am...Recursive repeats brain short circuit insomnia rage...Grr...Off the favourite list
March 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM