Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going.
📍Yorkshire, UK
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My recent skoots:
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📍Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
I'm doing family all wrong
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm doing family all wrong
My nephew has requested his mum sit down and watch this powerpoint arguing why he should get to play CoD.
September 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My nephew has requested his mum sit down and watch this powerpoint arguing why he should get to play CoD.
Flood alert for Ilkley. I blame Willy's spout.
September 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Flood alert for Ilkley. I blame Willy's spout.
Master Kong pickled beef noodles? Blimey.
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Master Kong pickled beef noodles? Blimey.
She's not my soulmate, she's my
September 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
She's not my soulmate, she's my
In the Magic Porridge Pot a magical pot of porridge endlessly fills and overflows. The people that initially wished for porridge are quickly sick and tired of eating porridge but it's too late because now the house and their town is overflowing with porridge and they will never ever get rid of it.
September 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In the Magic Porridge Pot a magical pot of porridge endlessly fills and overflows. The people that initially wished for porridge are quickly sick and tired of eating porridge but it's too late because now the house and their town is overflowing with porridge and they will never ever get rid of it.
Ok so here is evil Nestlé muscling into the noodlepot space with this Malaysian-made Mi Goreng.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
September 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ok so here is evil Nestlé muscling into the noodlepot space with this Malaysian-made Mi Goreng.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
And I thought my job had no porpoise
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
And I thought my job had no porpoise
In the kitchen, nobody can hear your air fryer melt
August 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In the kitchen, nobody can hear your air fryer melt
I only use aliexpress to buy silly little retro gaming gadgets, and accessories for my motorbike. And yet, they've figured me out.
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I only use aliexpress to buy silly little retro gaming gadgets, and accessories for my motorbike. And yet, they've figured me out.
If Hugh Laurie had a kid with Robbie Rotten off of LazyTown
August 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If Hugh Laurie had a kid with Robbie Rotten off of LazyTown
Just found out my Honda Jazz (Honda Fit outside the UK and down under) has a speed alarm I didn't know about. I've set it to warn me if I hit 200mph.
July 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just found out my Honda Jazz (Honda Fit outside the UK and down under) has a speed alarm I didn't know about. I've set it to warn me if I hit 200mph.
If it's your first time at Ham Egg Club, you HAVE to Ham Egg
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If it's your first time at Ham Egg Club, you HAVE to Ham Egg
I just came
(to the gig)
(to the gig)
July 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I just came
(to the gig)
(to the gig)
How does he think *I* feel?
Seriously though, maybe Thames Water is stressed because that boss earns 850k a year, with a 2.2 million quid bonus that he'll definitely get. Even though he's just a bloke in a suit in an office, at the local water board.
Seriously though, maybe Thames Water is stressed because that boss earns 850k a year, with a 2.2 million quid bonus that he'll definitely get. Even though he's just a bloke in a suit in an office, at the local water board.
July 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How does he think *I* feel?
Seriously though, maybe Thames Water is stressed because that boss earns 850k a year, with a 2.2 million quid bonus that he'll definitely get. Even though he's just a bloke in a suit in an office, at the local water board.
Seriously though, maybe Thames Water is stressed because that boss earns 850k a year, with a 2.2 million quid bonus that he'll definitely get. Even though he's just a bloke in a suit in an office, at the local water board.
My alien rocks up in a dinner-lady tabard. Pure terror.
July 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My alien rocks up in a dinner-lady tabard. Pure terror.