Elizabeth
@zoostation.bsky.social
Ms. Cellophane
Probably baked and baking right now
🌴 • Miami
Probably baked and baking right now
🌴 • Miami
There are some days weeks months years where I really miss drinking alcohol
May 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There are some days weeks months years where I really miss drinking alcohol
It's been a while! still alive but not happy about it
a cartoon of a turtle surrounded by pink flowers
Alt: a cartoon of a turtle surrounded by pink flowers
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May 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's been a while! still alive but not happy about it
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HELL YEAH. WARFIGHTING. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO dammit we dunked another F-18 off the side of an aircraft carrier
Hegseth to American troops in Qatar: "We're restoring the warrior ethos. No more political correctness, gender pronouns, DEI, CRT, or climate change. We're in the business of warfighting."
May 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HELL YEAH. WARFIGHTING. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO dammit we dunked another F-18 off the side of an aircraft carrier
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I don't want AI. I want to fake my death and move to italy
May 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I don't want AI. I want to fake my death and move to italy
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!
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i bet the vice city manatees win a playoff game before the dolphins
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i bet the vice city manatees win a playoff game before the dolphins
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Some beautiful baby girls DO need upwards of 30
dolls.
dolls.
May 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Some beautiful baby girls DO need upwards of 30
dolls.
dolls.
I forgot to update Bluesky about my new family member, Lucy 😍
May 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I forgot to update Bluesky about my new family member, Lucy 😍
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
FUCK THIS NERD
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
FUCK THIS NERD
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Thank you, I will do what you tell me!
April 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thank you, I will do what you tell me!
Today was as close as I’ve ever gotten to getting into a fist fight over road rage. I’m still fucking reeling.
May 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Today was as close as I’ve ever gotten to getting into a fist fight over road rage. I’m still fucking reeling.
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If you’ve got an Instagram account, throw me a vote please? I’m in a photo contest that ends today.
Comment ‘H’ on this post to vote for me!
www.instagram.com/p/DIuricFzhL...
Comment ‘H’ on this post to vote for me!
www.instagram.com/p/DIuricFzhL...
April 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you’ve got an Instagram account, throw me a vote please? I’m in a photo contest that ends today.
Comment ‘H’ on this post to vote for me!
www.instagram.com/p/DIuricFzhL...
Comment ‘H’ on this post to vote for me!
www.instagram.com/p/DIuricFzhL...
No reason to take these screengrabs
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No reason to take these screengrabs
Getting real better at not getting nauseated after I send any sort of message. Don’t know how I managed to finally succeed at an interview (for a puppy adoption) 👀
April 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Getting real better at not getting nauseated after I send any sort of message. Don’t know how I managed to finally succeed at an interview (for a puppy adoption) 👀
fucking horse shit. I learned so much German when this app first started and you could have conversations with other people who were learning at the same pace as you.
capitalism ruins everything
capitalism ruins everything
Duolingo confirms they're going to start replacing contractors with AI
Their CEO says they will become an 'AI-first' company
Their CEO says they will become an 'AI-first' company
April 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
fucking horse shit. I learned so much German when this app first started and you could have conversations with other people who were learning at the same pace as you.
capitalism ruins everything
capitalism ruins everything
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I Love Them💙
President Joe Biden arrives with First Lady Jill Biden at St. Peter’s Square for Pope Francis’ funeral 💙
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I Love Them💙
So literally arbeit macht frei - again
Things are going great on earth
Things are going great on earth
one of the tasks of the American left is to explain to retail and service workers that this is the future that America has planned for them
April 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So literally arbeit macht frei - again
Things are going great on earth
Things are going great on earth
When, I ask?
"They haven't told him anything about why he was sent" -- Van Hollen says Abrego Garcia doesn't know why he's being held but adds that he's there because the Trump administration is paying for it
April 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When, I ask?
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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
I feel like every time I take a deep breath I don't fill up my lungs all the way and it's probably because anxiety is physically filling up a portion of my body. Maybe this guy does exist??
a cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny face
Alt: Anxiety from Inside Out 2 going into an anxiety spiral
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April 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I feel like every time I take a deep breath I don't fill up my lungs all the way and it's probably because anxiety is physically filling up a portion of my body. Maybe this guy does exist??
Biking around the lake today
April 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Biking around the lake today
White men annoyed by the whitest white man alive
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
White men annoyed by the whitest white man alive
Hey, quick question. How do I stop feeling like this all the time?
stitch from lilo and stitch is sitting down and holding a stick in his hand .
Alt: stitch from lilo and stitch is sitting down and holding a stick in his hand, drawing circles sadly.
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April 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hey, quick question. How do I stop feeling like this all the time?