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@zooheaded.bsky.social
She/They, Parent, Married, Mushroom Forager, Old Man Yaoi Enjoyer, Capitalism Hater, Chicken Wrangler, Woodsperson
My kiddo just recovered from one 🥴. I recommend about 38 popsicles for full recovery.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hell yeah brother. 😌🙏
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What does it smell like?? Full bank account??
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Thanks dude! I actually remade my account on a VPN burner phone, and I'm using it strictly for friends 🥴. Writing letters is a great idea!
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Bet she smells like doritos and musty carpet 😌
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Omgggggg amazing. And here I was looking at vintage acrylic toilet seats with shells or butterflies in them earlier today. 😂😩
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
For matcha I've been getting the "jade leaf" brand that's lightly sweetened and powdered to be used in lattes. It's much less involved than traditional matcha prep and tastes pretty good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
October 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I've been watching David the Gnome and Over the Garden Wall just to get a hit. 😔 If you've never watched either of those I highly recommend!
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
How about black tea? I do the wagh bakri chai brand from asian/african grocery stores (like katmandu bazaar). You need your own tea bags or steepers tho. Matcha lattes are good too. There's also some great turmeric "golden milks." I've heard good things about yerba matte, but haven't had it yet!
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There's still time to DELETE this 😤😤😤
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
same tbh
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
LMFAO
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I am on my HANDs and KNEEs 🙏😭
August 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM