zoobadger
@zoobadger.net
Long-time Chicagoan. Minor league intellectual. Dad, has too many cats, semi-retired. Hater of small-minded grievance and the MAGA cult it fuels and sustains.
Curiously ignorant about absolutely everything.
October 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Curiously ignorant about absolutely everything.
You just need one of these.
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You just need one of these.
As always, the Simpsons nailed it.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
As always, the Simpsons nailed it.
1995 Ford is far more similar to a 2025 model than a 1985 Ford compared to a 1955 model.
July 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
1995 Ford is far more similar to a 2025 model than a 1985 Ford compared to a 1955 model.
Sunrise over lake Michigan on the South side of Chicago.
June 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sunrise over lake Michigan on the South side of Chicago.
Sunrise over lake Michigan in Chicago last week.
May 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sunrise over lake Michigan in Chicago last week.
He's actually from Dolton, but as a Hyde Parker, I'm willing to give him a dispensation on that.
May 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
He's actually from Dolton, but as a Hyde Parker, I'm willing to give him a dispensation on that.
Do you have a rental car? On the way back to O'Hare, hop off the Kennedy Expressway at Ohio Street and get an Italian Beef on the corner of Orleans and Superior. Also, construction on the outbound Kennedy will cost you an hour.
May 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do you have a rental car? On the way back to O'Hare, hop off the Kennedy Expressway at Ohio Street and get an Italian Beef on the corner of Orleans and Superior. Also, construction on the outbound Kennedy will cost you an hour.
There are no balls on Bezos' penis rocket because they're in a jar on Donald Trump's desk.
April 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There are no balls on Bezos' penis rocket because they're in a jar on Donald Trump's desk.
He looks like the face on Mars. Maybe he's an alien wearing a "Donald suit."
April 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He looks like the face on Mars. Maybe he's an alien wearing a "Donald suit."
They just figured that out now? 😡
April 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They just figured that out now? 😡
They'll send you to El Salvador for wearing a Chicago flag t-shirt.
March 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They'll send you to El Salvador for wearing a Chicago flag t-shirt.
Lake Michigan looks like the moon tonight.
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lake Michigan looks like the moon tonight.
Sociopath RFK has thrived by demonizing people he accuses of making us sick. And that'll be much easier when he ends vaccines and far more of us are getting sick.
And a country dumb enough to elect Trump is dumb enough to believe measles and polio outbreaks aren't due to vaccine refusal.
And a country dumb enough to elect Trump is dumb enough to believe measles and polio outbreaks aren't due to vaccine refusal.
February 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sociopath RFK has thrived by demonizing people he accuses of making us sick. And that'll be much easier when he ends vaccines and far more of us are getting sick.
And a country dumb enough to elect Trump is dumb enough to believe measles and polio outbreaks aren't due to vaccine refusal.
And a country dumb enough to elect Trump is dumb enough to believe measles and polio outbreaks aren't due to vaccine refusal.
I'll see your Windows 98 Desktop and raise you one HP 3000 Series 58.
February 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'll see your Windows 98 Desktop and raise you one HP 3000 Series 58.
I didn't watch, but this probably sums it up in visual form pretty well....
February 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I didn't watch, but this probably sums it up in visual form pretty well....
From the guy who insisted that humanity would henceforth live and work as crude, legless cartoons. An idea so stupid and implausible that it's hard to even describe what he was thinking without a picture.
January 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
From the guy who insisted that humanity would henceforth live and work as crude, legless cartoons. An idea so stupid and implausible that it's hard to even describe what he was thinking without a picture.
Leaving WaPo and joining Wall Street Journal....
January 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Leaving WaPo and joining Wall Street Journal....
Welcome to the urban winter wonderland!
January 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Welcome to the urban winter wonderland!
Taken today. Although not windy, just some residual surf from yesterday.
January 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Taken today. Although not windy, just some residual surf from yesterday.