Anyone interested in playing some d&d? I offer low-cost sessions online. $20 an hour for up to 4 players, minimum 2 hour sessions, $5 for each additional player. You can dm me to set up a session or ask more questions. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

As you enter the tavern, the fragrant aroma of ale and prok fills your nostrils. The clatter and tankards and plates mix with a dozen conversations. An aged halforc stands behind the bar cleaning a mug, a well worn apron, and a stylish handlebar mustache stand out the most. As he nods at you.

It's Friday night, you've got snacks, you've got drinks, you've got your friends. But you've got nothing to do. Let's play D&D! I offer professional dm services for any style of game your group wants to play. $20 an hour, 2 hour minimum per session for 4 players, and $5 more per player.

Real life suck? Dead end job got you burning out all week? Try dungeons and dragons! I offer low-cost game sessions tailored to your play style and the kind of story you want to be in. Want a grim dark tale of dread and sorrow? Monster of the week? Or maybe a classic dungeon crawl with friends?

I'm looking for new players for a dnd campaign. $20 an hour, minimum 2 hours per session. Maximum 4 players, $5 an hour for any additional players. I can run any style of game your team wants. We can play over Facebook messenger or discord. Feel free to comment or dm me.
#dnd let's roll some dice!

“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx

Definitely

Tired of the constant existential dread of the real world? Can't stand waking up to another once in a lifetime global crisis? Let's have some pretend existential dread once in a lifetime global crisis! I'm offering low-cost d&d games, $20 an hour for up to 4 players, and $5 more per player over 4.

I'm looking for me players for D&D, I'm trying to get into professional DMing. I'm offering games for a low cost. $20 an hour for up to 4 players, minimum 2 hour sessions. $5 an hour for each player over 4. I can run a number of styles from fun and casual to grimdark bring a backup character.

You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

Who wants to play some D&D? I'm offering my dm services cheap. $20 an hour for 4 players, minimum 2 hours. $5 an hour for each player over 4. I have short and long format campaigns I can run or, as a group, tell me a theme or tone, and I'll cook something up asap!

I'm looking to start up low-cost paid D&D games. I will be charging $20 an hour for up to four players, minimum 2 hours a session. $5 an hour for each additional player. If you're interested, you comment or dm me, and we can get something set up.

BAHAHA!

I will sign, i am in .... let's fucking do this!!

We The People vs Elon Musk

Class action Lawsued!!

Let's spread this and encourage Jamie Raskin!!

Um. What did I just watch?

Day 3 of trying to get @flavorflav.bsky.social to help me get a celebrity dnd charity game together. #dnd #flavorflav #cherity #dungeonsanddragons

Day 2 of trying to get @flavorflav.bsky.social to help me get a celebrity dnd charity game together. #dnd #flavorflav #cherity #dungeonsanddragons

Day 1 of trying to ask @flavorflav.bsky.social to help me set up a celebrity dnd charity game.