Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
@zombiefx.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a moron, a pathological liar, and a fraud, and here is why:
Dear #Waymo,
I saw this right now and it took me FIVE SECONDS to come up with a solution!
#GEOFENCE HONKING!
Seriously are you idiots at your company?!
Why would you allow parking taxis to honk another every fucking time on your own parking lot?!
Doesn't make sense!
youtube.com/shorts/k5EjA...
I saw this right now and it took me FIVE SECONDS to come up with a solution!
#GEOFENCE HONKING!
Seriously are you idiots at your company?!
Why would you allow parking taxis to honk another every fucking time on your own parking lot?!
Doesn't make sense!
youtube.com/shorts/k5EjA...
#news waymo cars honk at each other throughout the night disturbing sf neighbors
YouTube video by Michal Journot
youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Dear #Waymo,
I saw this right now and it took me FIVE SECONDS to come up with a solution!
#GEOFENCE HONKING!
Seriously are you idiots at your company?!
Why would you allow parking taxis to honk another every fucking time on your own parking lot?!
Doesn't make sense!
youtube.com/shorts/k5EjA...
I saw this right now and it took me FIVE SECONDS to come up with a solution!
#GEOFENCE HONKING!
Seriously are you idiots at your company?!
Why would you allow parking taxis to honk another every fucking time on your own parking lot?!
Doesn't make sense!
youtube.com/shorts/k5EjA...
#Influencers (MANIPULATORS) finally get a break check!
Sadly it's just in China.
Other countries need to adopt this!
This regulation stops people from pretending to be doctors or financial experts and pushes back against what amounts to Flat Earthers and fake science.
www.ssbm.ch/when-experti...
Sadly it's just in China.
Other countries need to adopt this!
This regulation stops people from pretending to be doctors or financial experts and pushes back against what amounts to Flat Earthers and fake science.
www.ssbm.ch/when-experti...
When Expertise Becomes a Requirement: Lessons from China’s New Influencer Regulation
When Expertise Becomes a Requirement: Lessons from China’s New Influencer Regulation
www.ssbm.ch
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
#Influencers (MANIPULATORS) finally get a break check!
Sadly it's just in China.
Other countries need to adopt this!
This regulation stops people from pretending to be doctors or financial experts and pushes back against what amounts to Flat Earthers and fake science.
www.ssbm.ch/when-experti...
Sadly it's just in China.
Other countries need to adopt this!
This regulation stops people from pretending to be doctors or financial experts and pushes back against what amounts to Flat Earthers and fake science.
www.ssbm.ch/when-experti...
Reposted by Tesla beatdown / by Fizzle
“President Trump can pretend all he wants that he supports exceptions for rape and incest, but the reality is that his administration is right now banning abortion care in exactly those circumstances.”
Trump Administration Implements Its First National Abortion Ban
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now banned from providing veterans and their families with abortion services.
www.jezebel.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“President Trump can pretend all he wants that he supports exceptions for rape and incest, but the reality is that his administration is right now banning abortion care in exactly those circumstances.”
They beat #Tesla to the bot race. #Optimus can suck it.
FYI Optimus will cost between 40-100k according to the fraudster.
Naturally, #Elon guessed wildly since he is a clueless idiot, not an engineer nor a CEO of a firm selling actual products.
Vaporware isn't viable.
youtube.com/shorts/83LcO...
FYI Optimus will cost between 40-100k according to the fraudster.
Naturally, #Elon guessed wildly since he is a clueless idiot, not an engineer nor a CEO of a firm selling actual products.
Vaporware isn't viable.
youtube.com/shorts/83LcO...
We’re so Cooked 😭
YouTube video by Danny Rayes
youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They beat #Tesla to the bot race. #Optimus can suck it.
FYI Optimus will cost between 40-100k according to the fraudster.
Naturally, #Elon guessed wildly since he is a clueless idiot, not an engineer nor a CEO of a firm selling actual products.
Vaporware isn't viable.
youtube.com/shorts/83LcO...
FYI Optimus will cost between 40-100k according to the fraudster.
Naturally, #Elon guessed wildly since he is a clueless idiot, not an engineer nor a CEO of a firm selling actual products.
Vaporware isn't viable.
youtube.com/shorts/83LcO...
This is what eating your own #bullshit looks like:
Spoon after Spoon ~ he just can't get enough!
www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-26...
Spoon after Spoon ~ he just can't get enough!
www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-26...
Elon Musk's 'unselfaware' comment spurs fact check from his own AI — and a Dem leader
The richest man in the world saw his comments backfire on Saturday after he criticized a decision made by New York City's Democratic mayor elect.Elon Musk over the weekend pounced on a report about Ne...
www.rawstory.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is what eating your own #bullshit looks like:
Spoon after Spoon ~ he just can't get enough!
www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-26...
Spoon after Spoon ~ he just can't get enough!
www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-26...
Der Werksleiter sollte weniger an Elon's Hintern schnüffeln und sich um seine Arbeiter kümmern.
Kein Wunder dass Leute öfter krank werden bei den Zuständen!
Und die Qualität der Autos - nicht vorhanden!
Fragt den TÜV! Die LACHEN über euch!
Fragt Euren #TÜV Mechaniker - SCHROTT nennen sie #Tesla!
Kein Wunder dass Leute öfter krank werden bei den Zuständen!
Und die Qualität der Autos - nicht vorhanden!
Fragt den TÜV! Die LACHEN über euch!
Fragt Euren #TÜV Mechaniker - SCHROTT nennen sie #Tesla!
Elektroautos: Tesla-Werksleiter lehnt Tarifvertrag ab - IG Metall wirbt
www.tagesspiegel.de/wirtschaft/e...
www.tagesspiegel.de/wirtschaft/e...
Elektroautos: Tesla-Werksleiter lehnt Tarifvertrag ab - IG Metall wirbt
Die IG Metall kämpft für die Einführung eines Tariflohns beim US-Autobauer Tesla in Grünheide. Die Werksführung lehnt das ab. Warum?
www.tagesspiegel.de
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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' It shows that just 32 different Tesla Model Ys are currently operating as part of the Robotaxi network — and worse yet, most of the cars don’t even operate concurrently: the data suggests that fewer than ten robotaxis are giving rides at the same time. '
The Number of Robotaxis Tesla Is Actually Running Will Make You Snort Out of Your Nose With Pure Derision
A tracker purports to reveal the true size of Tesla's puny Robotaxi fleet, eliciting chortles and derision.
futurism.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
' It shows that just 32 different Tesla Model Ys are currently operating as part of the Robotaxi network — and worse yet, most of the cars don’t even operate concurrently: the data suggests that fewer than ten robotaxis are giving rides at the same time. '
You know what would kill fewer people?
Take #Elon s money- and spread it across those people in need, and let that fk rot under a bridge!
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Take #Elon s money- and spread it across those people in need, and let that fk rot under a bridge!
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Elon Musk: The FDNY veteran who worked 9/11 and Covid isn’t qualified to lead the department
“People will die because of this,” he said, implying that Mamdani’s pick was a DEI hire.
www.motherjones.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You know what would kill fewer people?
Take #Elon s money- and spread it across those people in need, and let that fk rot under a bridge!
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Take #Elon s money- and spread it across those people in need, and let that fk rot under a bridge!
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Yeah, no shit, #America!
Can't you Google for REDNECK SHOOTS TRUCK?
Do the Vegas #police not understand what 2-3mm common steel is?
Any low-energy projectile might be stopped.
ANY high speed or hard point > goes through.
I never held a gun, and now that much!
#idiots
fuelarc.com/cars/las-veg...
Can't you Google for REDNECK SHOOTS TRUCK?
Do the Vegas #police not understand what 2-3mm common steel is?
Any low-energy projectile might be stopped.
ANY high speed or hard point > goes through.
I never held a gun, and now that much!
#idiots
fuelarc.com/cars/las-veg...
Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof. - FuelArc News
The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department recently received a donation of 10 Tesla Cybertrucks from a tech billionaire, fully wrapped, decaled with “TACTICAL VEHICLE” stickers, and kitted out for b...
fuelarc.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeah, no shit, #America!
Can't you Google for REDNECK SHOOTS TRUCK?
Do the Vegas #police not understand what 2-3mm common steel is?
Any low-energy projectile might be stopped.
ANY high speed or hard point > goes through.
I never held a gun, and now that much!
#idiots
fuelarc.com/cars/las-veg...
Can't you Google for REDNECK SHOOTS TRUCK?
Do the Vegas #police not understand what 2-3mm common steel is?
Any low-energy projectile might be stopped.
ANY high speed or hard point > goes through.
I never held a gun, and now that much!
#idiots
fuelarc.com/cars/las-veg...
Well done, #Tesla, you can't do fucking handles.
They are so bad at this - CHINA had to ban it!
Hope others follow.
www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
They are so bad at this - CHINA had to ban it!
Hope others follow.
www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
From the RealTesla community on Reddit: China Bans Retractable EV Door Handles Over Safety Concerns
Explore this post and more from the RealTesla community
www.reddit.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Well done, #Tesla, you can't do fucking handles.
They are so bad at this - CHINA had to ban it!
Hope others follow.
www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
They are so bad at this - CHINA had to ban it!
Hope others follow.
www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/...
On December 8th, Musk announced that Tesla’s robotaxis in Austin would be driverless in “about 3 weeks”.
"In about 3 weeks". On Dec 8.
That's the tiresome NEXT YEAR in another coat.
#Tesla #fraud #robotaxi
bradmunchen.substack.com/p/teslas-8-r...
"In about 3 weeks". On Dec 8.
That's the tiresome NEXT YEAR in another coat.
#Tesla #fraud #robotaxi
bradmunchen.substack.com/p/teslas-8-r...
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
On December 8th, Musk announced that Tesla’s robotaxis in Austin would be driverless in “about 3 weeks”.
"In about 3 weeks". On Dec 8.
That's the tiresome NEXT YEAR in another coat.
#Tesla #fraud #robotaxi
bradmunchen.substack.com/p/teslas-8-r...
"In about 3 weeks". On Dec 8.
That's the tiresome NEXT YEAR in another coat.
#Tesla #fraud #robotaxi
bradmunchen.substack.com/p/teslas-8-r...
Comes from #africa.
Defrauds #Americans.
Is a #welfare queen.
Posts this:
(This wimp has 0 self-awareness and projects 24/7)
Defrauds #Americans.
Is a #welfare queen.
Posts this:
(This wimp has 0 self-awareness and projects 24/7)
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Comes from #africa.
Defrauds #Americans.
Is a #welfare queen.
Posts this:
(This wimp has 0 self-awareness and projects 24/7)
Defrauds #Americans.
Is a #welfare queen.
Posts this:
(This wimp has 0 self-awareness and projects 24/7)
Elon kills children.
Neglects his own.
Spreads false information about others.
Can't anyone stuff him with an old sock??
Neglects his own.
Spreads false information about others.
Can't anyone stuff him with an old sock??
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Elon kills children.
Neglects his own.
Spreads false information about others.
Can't anyone stuff him with an old sock??
Neglects his own.
Spreads false information about others.
Can't anyone stuff him with an old sock??
Great math.
Everyone makes 11.750$ a month.
Now do the SAME math but remove the 1%, because the 85% INCLUDES THE TOP 85%. Not those below the poverty line who never file taxes since they live on food stamps!
I'd love to see the sources for all of this.
Is the source #Elon's butt? I think it is.
Everyone makes 11.750$ a month.
Now do the SAME math but remove the 1%, because the 85% INCLUDES THE TOP 85%. Not those below the poverty line who never file taxes since they live on food stamps!
I'd love to see the sources for all of this.
Is the source #Elon's butt? I think it is.
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Great math.
Everyone makes 11.750$ a month.
Now do the SAME math but remove the 1%, because the 85% INCLUDES THE TOP 85%. Not those below the poverty line who never file taxes since they live on food stamps!
I'd love to see the sources for all of this.
Is the source #Elon's butt? I think it is.
Everyone makes 11.750$ a month.
Now do the SAME math but remove the 1%, because the 85% INCLUDES THE TOP 85%. Not those below the poverty line who never file taxes since they live on food stamps!
I'd love to see the sources for all of this.
Is the source #Elon's butt? I think it is.
Fearing knowledge, the mark of idiots.
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fearing knowledge, the mark of idiots.
Uploaded 3 years ago: STILL ACCURATE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr6...
When you believe a liar, he is not lying, despite the lie is what makes him rich - You are a CERTIFIED IDIOT :)
#FSD is #Fraud.
www.teslaoracle.com/2025/12/25/t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr6...
When you believe a liar, he is not lying, despite the lie is what makes him rich - You are a CERTIFIED IDIOT :)
#FSD is #Fraud.
www.teslaoracle.com/2025/12/25/t...
Tesla's Elon Musk and AI Head Ashok Elluswamy test Unsupervised FSD (video) - Tesla Oracle
Tesla (TSLA) CEO Elon Musk and Head of AI Ashok Elluswamy share their experiences with the latest version of Unsupervised FSD (video, more).
www.teslaoracle.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Uploaded 3 years ago: STILL ACCURATE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr6...
When you believe a liar, he is not lying, despite the lie is what makes him rich - You are a CERTIFIED IDIOT :)
#FSD is #Fraud.
www.teslaoracle.com/2025/12/25/t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr6...
When you believe a liar, he is not lying, despite the lie is what makes him rich - You are a CERTIFIED IDIOT :)
#FSD is #Fraud.
www.teslaoracle.com/2025/12/25/t...
I love #Tesla fans ♥
"THERE ARE PROBLEMS, but ~ love the car though!" (except they fail every survey, and I HAVE read the forum posts and the hilarious problems)
"Sometimes FSD does THIS dangerous thing, but~ sure they will fix it" (wasn't it feature complete in 2017? as promised in 2016?
"THERE ARE PROBLEMS, but ~ love the car though!" (except they fail every survey, and I HAVE read the forum posts and the hilarious problems)
"Sometimes FSD does THIS dangerous thing, but~ sure they will fix it" (wasn't it feature complete in 2017? as promised in 2016?
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I love #Tesla fans ♥
"THERE ARE PROBLEMS, but ~ love the car though!" (except they fail every survey, and I HAVE read the forum posts and the hilarious problems)
"Sometimes FSD does THIS dangerous thing, but~ sure they will fix it" (wasn't it feature complete in 2017? as promised in 2016?
"THERE ARE PROBLEMS, but ~ love the car though!" (except they fail every survey, and I HAVE read the forum posts and the hilarious problems)
"Sometimes FSD does THIS dangerous thing, but~ sure they will fix it" (wasn't it feature complete in 2017? as promised in 2016?
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Loomer is right in saying that “the GOP has a Nazi problem.” Not all Republicans are Nazis, but all Nazis are Republicans.
MAGA Activist Laura Loomer Says Democrats 'Were Right' About Some Conservatives Being Neo-Nazis: 'It's Kind of Undeniable'
Laura Loomer, the controversial far-right activist and ally of Donald Trump, said Democrats “were right” about the presence of neo-Nazis within conservative circles on Tuesday, Dec. 23, writing "the G...
people.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Loomer is right in saying that “the GOP has a Nazi problem.” Not all Republicans are Nazis, but all Nazis are Republicans.
#Elon shouldn't pick fights with ACTUAL engineers.
Remember
- the Twitter engineer call?
- the Neuralink founders?
- the entire car industry about Cybertruck?
It just never ends well whenever he talks about shit he doesn't understand.
Which is everything!
#clown #Ai
medium.com/@akshay.x/te...
Remember
- the Twitter engineer call?
- the Neuralink founders?
- the entire car industry about Cybertruck?
It just never ends well whenever he talks about shit he doesn't understand.
Which is everything!
#clown #Ai
medium.com/@akshay.x/te...
Tesla’s Ex-AI Chief Backed Waymo Elon Musk Pushed Back
Elon Musk has publicly pushed back against comments made by Tesla’s former AI chief Andrej Karpathy comparing Tesla’s Full Self-Driving…
medium.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
#Elon shouldn't pick fights with ACTUAL engineers.
Remember
- the Twitter engineer call?
- the Neuralink founders?
- the entire car industry about Cybertruck?
It just never ends well whenever he talks about shit he doesn't understand.
Which is everything!
#clown #Ai
medium.com/@akshay.x/te...
Remember
- the Twitter engineer call?
- the Neuralink founders?
- the entire car industry about Cybertruck?
It just never ends well whenever he talks about shit he doesn't understand.
Which is everything!
#clown #Ai
medium.com/@akshay.x/te...
#Cybertruck owners are complete idiots.
IT'S a truck in NAME ONLY!
Are you dense and don't understand this fact?!
'Oh bububbutututu off-road mode!!!'
Yes, you idiot, you raise the center of gravity by 20 centimetres, and make your car far more unstable, since you DO NOT HAVE ANY FLEX!
#JeepFlex!
IT'S a truck in NAME ONLY!
Are you dense and don't understand this fact?!
'Oh bububbutututu off-road mode!!!'
Yes, you idiot, you raise the center of gravity by 20 centimetres, and make your car far more unstable, since you DO NOT HAVE ANY FLEX!
#JeepFlex!
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#Cybertruck owners are complete idiots.
IT'S a truck in NAME ONLY!
Are you dense and don't understand this fact?!
'Oh bububbutututu off-road mode!!!'
Yes, you idiot, you raise the center of gravity by 20 centimetres, and make your car far more unstable, since you DO NOT HAVE ANY FLEX!
#JeepFlex!
IT'S a truck in NAME ONLY!
Are you dense and don't understand this fact?!
'Oh bububbutututu off-road mode!!!'
Yes, you idiot, you raise the center of gravity by 20 centimetres, and make your car far more unstable, since you DO NOT HAVE ANY FLEX!
#JeepFlex!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Nf...
Peak comedy.
The part where the Ghostbusters are arrested for their ANALysis of Trump's rectoplasm~ SPOT ON!
#Trump #SouthPark
Peak comedy.
The part where the Ghostbusters are arrested for their ANALysis of Trump's rectoplasm~ SPOT ON!
#Trump #SouthPark
South Park GOES NUCLEAR on Pam Bondi & Trump in EPIC Halloween Special
YouTube video by Really American
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December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Nf...
Peak comedy.
The part where the Ghostbusters are arrested for their ANALysis of Trump's rectoplasm~ SPOT ON!
#Trump #SouthPark
Peak comedy.
The part where the Ghostbusters are arrested for their ANALysis of Trump's rectoplasm~ SPOT ON!
#Trump #SouthPark