#robotaxi
Bonus points for Musk defining a swindler as someone who tells an audience whatever they want to hear.

I was thinking the same thing as I paid for my bulletproof Cybertruck robotaxi with X, the banking app, as it took me to the spaceport for my flight to Mars.
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The robotaxi took me via the hyperloop which is now under every city and has replaced mass transit and traffic jams, and I killed time by reading the politically neutral commentary regarding how Nazis did nothing wrong my not at all Loli AI companion girlfriend recommended I check out on Grokipedia.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
metro.co.uk/2025/11/06/r... #ProudBlue. This is sad. KitKat a very popular neighbor hood cat killed by a RoboTaxi. If the driverless taxi cannot recognize a cat, it cannot recognize small children. Robotaxi’s are dangerous and most people do not trust them. Don’t let KitKat die in vain. Ban RoboTaxi
Robotaxi runs over and kills popular cat that greeted people in a corner shop
'He was a special cat. You can tell by the love and support he’s getting from the community that he was amazing.'
metro.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everyone, say it with me:

"Optimus! Robotaxi! One trillion dollars!"
Tesla retail sales in China hit 3-year low in Oct

Tesla's October retail sales in China came in at 26,006 units, the lowest figure since November 2022. cnev.co/weQsgKb 👇
Tesla retail sales in China hit 3-year low in Oct
Tesla's October retail sales in China came in at 26,006 units, the lowest figure since November 2022.
cnev.co
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Robotaxis are the easiest one to game, because there's no definition for what one is. Anything can be a robotaxi, really. The robots and FSD subscriptions are harder because you have to actually ring the register >1m times, but that's not so hard either if you drop the price low enough.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Chinese robotaxi companies' tech and rider experience are generally similar to Waymo's, as they build businesses at home while also expanding internationally (Peter Landers/Wall Street Journal)

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November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Tesla investors are like MAGA...they need a steady stream of shiny things. When Musk talks about his RoboTaxi coming out ....I'd say there are three Waymos on my street right now! WTF!
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Still don't have a coupe. Cybertruck safety lawsuits. Years behind in self-driving. No robotaxi. Used AI company to bail out other companies & inflate Tesla. Profits from EV credits going away. Robot prototype sucks. Totally worth $1T. I think the real problem is it isn't named for any LotR things
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I guess I'm too much of an old fuddy duddy to even see the 'digital gold' story as a 'story'.
Tesla one day throwing a switch and turning every Model Y into a robotaxi is a story. A stupid story, but it's something.
But then I don't get Tik-Tok either.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I think there’s something to be said about the safety of women and other vulnerable people alone in a car with a stranger — I know several women who have been assaulted in cabs and Ubers — and I can see how a robotaxi appeals there but I still don’t think this is the best solution
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🚀 Obiettivi dichiarati.
-- XPENG IRON: Assistenza personale, robotaxi, interazione umana, auto volanti.

-- Tesla Optimus: Automazione industriale, compiti ripetitivi e pericolosi.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How is a robotaxi going to put my wheelchair in the back when I transfer into the seat?
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ruters Robotaxi youtu.be/GcKUYbChE3A?...
Why Self-Driving Taxis are a Terrible Idea
YouTube video by Adam Something
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November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Vollbremsung für Laub auf der Straße!

Elmos Robotaxi kommt in …

*checks notes*

… wenigen Wochen.
Watch Tesla Full Self-Driving v14.1.4 phantom brake for leaves in the road before crossing over a double yellow line into oncoming traffic to avoid them.

Elon Musk’s incompetent software puts lives at risk.

It should be banned immediately.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bucktooth Billionaire with the Bent Balpeen is Putting More Taxi, Less Robo, in his Robotaxi! #musk #teslaincelclub #robotaxifail #ketakab

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMsybBrf/
Political satire and comedy news update. Why cry when you can laugh at the absurdity. Tesla has yet to solve unsupervised autonomous driving and Tesla Cybercab spotted with steering wheel raises quest...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
www.tiktok.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Tesla's shareholder meeting was packed with new information around FSD, the Robotaxi, the Roadster, the Semi, and AI hardware. Check out our recap of the entire event:
https://www.notatesl...
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
“The Teslaminator Robotaxi is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you reach your destination.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Xpeng to launch 3 robotaxi models in 2026 and kick off trial operations

These robotaxis will be equipped with four of Xpeng's in-house developed Turing AI chips, delivering computing power up to 3000 TOPS. cnev.co/R8ZD5YD 👇
Xpeng to launch 3 robotaxi models in 2026 and kick off trial operations
These robotaxis will be equipped with four of Xpeng's in-house developed Turing AI chips, delivering computing power up to 3000 TOPS.
cnev.co
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Úsvit věku autonomních vozidel: Stellantis, Nvidia, Foxconn a Uber vytvářejí globální alianci robotaxi.
Dawn of the self-driving age: Stellantis, Nvidia, Foxconn, and Uber forge global robotaxi alliance
A powerful new alliance among Stellantis, Nvidia, Foxconn, and Uber is reshaping the global self-driving landscape, marking the rise of an L4-level robotaxi super alliance that reflects how the autono...
www.digitimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Elon’ll never see it. TSLA valuation has to grow from $1tn to $8tn and BYD competition already beats TSLA.

Plus Robotaxi/FSD has to succeed…. Doubtful! TSLA FSD is behind Waymo and unlikely to catch up
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tesla Accused of Covering Up Details of New Robotaxi Crash share.google/gSlq1sQnXAz7...

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Tesla Accused of Covering Up Details of New Robotaxi Crash
Another Tesla "Robotaxi" has crashed in Austin, Texas, but the public doesn't get to know anything about it.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Detroit, Las Vegas, and San Diego are next on Waymo's robotaxi tick list.
Waymo's robotaxi expansion accelerates with 3 new cities | TechCrunch
Detroit, Las Vegas, and San Diego are next on Waymo's robotaxi tick list.
techcrunch.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ya sé, ya sé, es todo hype.
Como cuando iba a llegar a Marte en 2020.
Como cuando sus cohetes te llevarían a cualquier punto de la Tierra en 1 hora.
Como cuando tu Tesla iba a servir de robotaxi y pagarse solo.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm kind of annoyed at the simplistic reporting about Elon's "comp plan". It's 12 tranches of options that vest over 10 years and the benchmarks are crazy. (spoiler alert - he will not meet them)
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM