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@zombiecarter.bsky.social
A crazy old man yelling at clouds.
The single most corrupt president American has ever had. Full stop.
Don’t overthink this.
He’s asking for bribes.
April 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trump's Tarrif policy in a nutshell.
I suppose we should be grateful we still have a partially burned house.....for now.
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Salesman once told me once he had more money under Trump than Biden.
Today I pointed out he had a lot more money under Biden than he does now under Trump.

Couldn't say anything as that was 💯 true.
April 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Nobody is enjoying Trump's "liberation day" more than Putin.

He's really getting his money's worth out of owning Trump.
April 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don't know if all this will hurt Elon. What I do know is that if it does it is richly deserved. What an asshole.
Your companies are suffering because you intentionally alienated your entire customer base. But go on with your victim complex.
Maybe you should have stayed in your lane and just dribbled
#BoycottTesla
April 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They got rid of Mail in Voting in my state. Utah, reddest state in the union....but not satisfied until every whim of the Dear Leader is satisfied.
The cult of stupid is strong here.
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This plastic surgery Riddled Trump Bimbo has no business being in government.
Here is that poor puppy that Noem shot because he was too rambunctious and therefore untrainable.

How does a person who kills a dog with malice get reelected and get tasked with the safety of people?

We don't deserve dogs...
March 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Pete Hegseth has a Russian e-mail address.
America is being run by TRAITORS and scum.
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reposted
Genius.
March 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Our government is being run by traitors and morons. We are screwed.
NBC News: The Espionage Act contains a provision making it crime to disclose national defense secrets "through gross negligence."
 
The law does not require info be classified, because it was written before the classification system existed. The law refers simply to "national defense information."
Negligently disclosing national defense information is illegal — and it doesn't have to be classified
The Espionage Act, the law that often has been used in criminal cases involving leaks or mishandling of classified information, contains a provision making it
www.nbcnews.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trump loooooooves the taste of Putin's dick.
February 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ah! I was wrong.
Apparently not only is Trump enthusiastically blowing Putin, but he's also gargling his balls.
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A lot of people voted against their own interests or withheld their vote from Harris because they were mad at the Biden administration over the border, Gaza, etc...

Well, consequences, now you have Trump who is vastly worse.

Calling that decision dumb gets you labeled a Nazi these days.
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Some people voted for the Cheeto because they thought he wouldn't be involved in wars.

This would end up being a massive war, you unbelievably naive dipshits.
Donald just said, standing next to Netanyahu:
"The US will take over the Gaza Strip ... we'll own it."

Which is ludicrously insane. So he’s sending troops to the Middle East, to Gaza, is that right?
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Conspiracy morons for the past few years have been going nuts over every stupid ridiculous fever dream.

But when real crazy crap is happening it's all "derp derp, a wuvs me my Elon, nuth'n to see here".
Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
February 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Look closely. You can see Edward Cullen's house.

#teamjacob 🤣
Good morning Bluesky!

Incredible sunrise in Forks, Washington
📸Mathew Nichols
February 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just one step closer to jailing anyone who doesn't agree with them in foreign prisons.

Welcome to America, land of the corrupt and home of the oligarchy.
February 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There is a special place in Hell reserved for people who microwave fish in the company lunchroom.

Dude, I hope you fall down onto something sharp coated with lemon juice.
February 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My dad had Polio and it messed him up. My great grandad had it and could barely move.

Go ahead Trumpers. Don't vaccinate your kids. I have seen what will happen to them.

You won't like it, dummies.
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
theonion.com/i-don-t...
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I AM TORN!
Yes I hate Trump with everything I have, but I'm also a little proud of him for not immediately giving a mouth hug to Putin.

Republicans, is this what your cognitive dissonance feels like?!?!

No wonder you all walk around talking like you have head trauma.
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I just found out Trump cut funding for children's cancer research.

Republicans, your fat orange God sucks. And quite frankly so do you.
January 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Again, as an atheist I feel weird saying this, but listen to God here.
Thou shalt not tolerate fascists. Thou shalt rip them out of thy society by root and stem.
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy Friday everyone. Not everything is about how I hate Trump.

Here's a pic of my baby doggy. Don't worry she only looks sad. She won't let me take her Halloween costume off. Which is very amusing.
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Well how about that! Trump is actually threatening Russia.

I'll be honest I thought he was going to give Putler the biggest wettest sloppiest BJ in human history.
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM