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Zola Ray
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Features Contributor @theonion.com
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Secret third thing
It makes sense that the next logical step after lookalike contests would be trope contests
July 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Today I saw someone wearing crocs without holes in them. Boneless crocs, if you will. There was probably a time when these would have looked more normal than the ones with holes in them, but now society dictates otherwise. Really makes you think
July 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I felt the need to make this
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reject modernity, embrace tradition
July 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I love seeing my exact life experience represented on screen
May 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve written 20,000 words of my novel! It’s technically a rewrite of my first draft which was about 82,000 words but was very unorganized. At times, redoing the whole thing feels insurmountable, but I’m doing it!
March 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Relevant
January 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve only seen a few episodes of Sex and the City. Do they ever address why this note had an em dash at the end?
January 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Accidentally pressed the button on IG for what I’m assuming is AI and got this. So now AI is not only destroying the environment but also my self esteem.
December 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Analysis of my top songs:
Song 1: In my vocal range, fun to sing
Song 2: Fun to attempt harmonies
Song 3: Fun to reenact movie scene while singing
Song 4: Out of my range, I keep attempting
Song 5: Fun to attempt TikTok dance

Analysis of my top artists: Just a party with the girlies
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Whomst asked for this?
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM
People talk about the Simpsons predicting things but we need to give some credit to the cartoon Doug. Skeeter was blue and now we’re on an app called Bluesky calling our posts skeets
November 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Meant to google something but I opened a word document and typed it into the document
November 12, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Having a boring dating app conversation is like “is he not interestED or is he not interestING”
September 23, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I’m gonna say something that might be controversial but it shouldn’t be. What does Sean Paul do in this song? Was he unable to show up to the studio that day?
July 29, 2023 at 7:26 PM
This is fine🫠
July 27, 2023 at 5:05 PM