Zoe Britton
@zoebritton.bsky.social
She/Her. Bi. Retired public lady lover. Fucking nerd. Can probably beat you at Scrabble. The pic is from over 20yrs ago so don’t
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Zoe Britton
@zoebritton.bsky.social
· Feb 28
an elf from the movie elf is smiling and saying `` i just like to smile ! smiling is my favorite . ''
ALT: an elf from the movie elf is smiling and saying `` i just like to smile ! smiling is my favorite . ''
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Hi. Guess I’m back here. And here only. Like minded people are my favorite. Welcome! And fuck the patriarchy 🖕🏼
Listen… the thing that people should have group hatred towards is the Bezos “fashion” at fashion week…
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Listen… the thing that people should have group hatred towards is the Bezos “fashion” at fashion week…
Taylor haters bore the shit out of me
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Taylor haters bore the shit out of me
Everything is so fucked right now. I need guidance
September 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Everything is so fucked right now. I need guidance
Just moving through the night like…
a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a black robe
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a black robe
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just moving through the night like…
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Finding what will definitely be your favorite thing on social media all day early in the morning is such a blessing.
Might just log off.
Might just log off.
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Finding what will definitely be your favorite thing on social media all day early in the morning is such a blessing.
Might just log off.
Might just log off.
LA don’t play. I’m so glad no one was seriously injured by the driver. But that driver got what he deserved 🤷🏻♀️
A man drove his vehicle into a crowd of people waiting to enter an LA nightclub early Saturday, injuring 23 people and getting shot by a bystander in the ensuing chaos.
Man whose car struck crowd outside Los Angeles club, injuring 23, was shot, attacked by crowd
A vehicle rammed into a crowd of people waiting to enter a nightclub along a busy boulevard in Los Angeles early Saturday, injuring 30 people and leading bystanders to attack the driver, authorities said.
n.pr
July 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
LA don’t play. I’m so glad no one was seriously injured by the driver. But that driver got what he deserved 🤷🏻♀️
That feeling when you know that someone knows your past but won’t admit it….
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
That feeling when you know that someone knows your past but won’t admit it….
I feel like this world is just a lot currently. I am staying current but trying to avoid the overload of absolute bullshit that’s happening. I want to be here and social in so many ways. But GOD DAMN IT MAN
April 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I feel like this world is just a lot currently. I am staying current but trying to avoid the overload of absolute bullshit that’s happening. I want to be here and social in so many ways. But GOD DAMN IT MAN
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I'll say something like "Sorry I never returned your message. Things have been chaotic and difficult lately." but 'lately' is the last decade of my life.
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'll say something like "Sorry I never returned your message. Things have been chaotic and difficult lately." but 'lately' is the last decade of my life.
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Dark Pence is back.
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dark Pence is back.
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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RESPECT AND APPRECIATE ZOE BRITTON, TO THOSE PEOPLE, I SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF.
March 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RESPECT AND APPRECIATE ZOE BRITTON, TO THOSE PEOPLE, I SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF.
How to flirt with me on this website:
1. Zero MAGA allowed
2. Don’t be a fuckboy
3. In fact just be a woman or very in touch with your feminine side
1. Zero MAGA allowed
2. Don’t be a fuckboy
3. In fact just be a woman or very in touch with your feminine side
How to flirt with me on this website:
1. Be over 35.
2. Be a little mean to me.
3. I'm already in love with you.*
(*in no way will I ever act on this)
1. Be over 35.
2. Be a little mean to me.
3. I'm already in love with you.*
(*in no way will I ever act on this)
how to flirt with me on this website:
1. If we have spoken, it's already too late. I am inside of your walls.
1. If we have spoken, it's already too late. I am inside of your walls.
March 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
How to flirt with me on this website:
1. Zero MAGA allowed
2. Don’t be a fuckboy
3. In fact just be a woman or very in touch with your feminine side
1. Zero MAGA allowed
2. Don’t be a fuckboy
3. In fact just be a woman or very in touch with your feminine side
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#BREAKING: Yellow and Green fire was seen exploding out of a manhole at Texas Tech University moments ago.
Evacuations are underway for the whole campus.
x.com/Collins_Wx/s...
Evacuations are underway for the whole campus.
x.com/Collins_Wx/s...
March 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
#BREAKING: Yellow and Green fire was seen exploding out of a manhole at Texas Tech University moments ago.
Evacuations are underway for the whole campus.
x.com/Collins_Wx/s...
Evacuations are underway for the whole campus.
x.com/Collins_Wx/s...
Sounds like a party
Many ancient cultures believed that a blood moon was an omen of death, the overthrow of a king, or an attack on the king.
🤷🏾♀️
🤷🏾♀️
March 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sounds like a party
Seriously.
Don’t forget to call your representatives and tell them to go fuck themselves.
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Seriously.
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Tripling the price of Guinness right before St. Patrick's Day weekend is such savvy politics.
March 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tripling the price of Guinness right before St. Patrick's Day weekend is such savvy politics.
This is CRAZY!
Police in Waterbury, Conn., allege the man's stepmother locked him in his room with limited food and water for over 20 years, until he started a fire using hand sanitizer, printer paper and a lighter.
A man says his stepmom locked him in a room for decades. He escaped by setting a fire
Police in Waterbury, Conn., allege the man's stepmother locked him in his room with limited food and water for over 20 years, until he started a fire using hand sanitizer, printer paper and a lighter.
www.npr.org
March 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is CRAZY!
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Lemme get this straight.
Elon Musk's rockets keep exploding.
His Tesla cars catch fire and his stock is tanking.
Twitter keeps crashing.
But MAGA wants to give this guy control of FAA software that keeps our planes from crashing?
Hard pass.
Elon Musk's rockets keep exploding.
His Tesla cars catch fire and his stock is tanking.
Twitter keeps crashing.
But MAGA wants to give this guy control of FAA software that keeps our planes from crashing?
Hard pass.
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lemme get this straight.
Elon Musk's rockets keep exploding.
His Tesla cars catch fire and his stock is tanking.
Twitter keeps crashing.
But MAGA wants to give this guy control of FAA software that keeps our planes from crashing?
Hard pass.
Elon Musk's rockets keep exploding.
His Tesla cars catch fire and his stock is tanking.
Twitter keeps crashing.
But MAGA wants to give this guy control of FAA software that keeps our planes from crashing?
Hard pass.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
I didn’t post yesterday on #internationalwomensday but know that my entire being is obsessed with watching women SUCCEED
March 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I didn’t post yesterday on #internationalwomensday but know that my entire being is obsessed with watching women SUCCEED
How many days into this presidency until i can wake up and not want to vomit??
March 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How many days into this presidency until i can wake up and not want to vomit??
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