“Hey, can you guys use headphones?” I say to my roommate hosting a dinner party
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“Hey, can you guys use headphones?” I say to my roommate hosting a dinner party
can’t stop thinking about Young Miko being allowed to sample Lollipop by Wayne and getting Lil Jon on an outro ON THE SAME DAMN TRACK
May 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
can’t stop thinking about Young Miko being allowed to sample Lollipop by Wayne and getting Lil Jon on an outro ON THE SAME DAMN TRACK
New York is the global capitol for getting yourself silly little treats
April 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
New York is the global capitol for getting yourself silly little treats
Actually I’m ready to never see another Barbour jacket again
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Actually I’m ready to never see another Barbour jacket again
I’m convinced that HMD, MotherDisco, and Battle Hymn are just figments of the gay imagination and don’t actually exist
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m convinced that HMD, MotherDisco, and Battle Hymn are just figments of the gay imagination and don’t actually exist
If barracuda closes does Chelsea Piers vanish into the night or does she continue to haunt it
March 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If barracuda closes does Chelsea Piers vanish into the night or does she continue to haunt it
the parent trap but it's these two long-lost sisters @tatemcrae.bsky.social #galavaro @dragracemexico.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the parent trap but it's these two long-lost sisters @tatemcrae.bsky.social #galavaro @dragracemexico.bsky.social
Got rejected from a job after the final round interview
February 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Got rejected from a job after the final round interview
you know what doechii, you’re right - these hoes ain’t fazing me
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you know what doechii, you’re right - these hoes ain’t fazing me
celebrity artist about to release a new album / movie / show starter pack
February 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
celebrity artist about to release a new album / movie / show starter pack
can’t stop listening to Tate McRae send help (preferably the navy)
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
can’t stop listening to Tate McRae send help (preferably the navy)
2025 aura
holding a gun up to the coffee maker as it slowly drips
February 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
2025 aura
why is my phone trying to tell me this was six years ago that is impossible to comprehend
February 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
why is my phone trying to tell me this was six years ago that is impossible to comprehend
My union sent me a valentine 😍
February 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My union sent me a valentine 😍
The “I’ll just work at Starbucks until something comes along” doesn’t exist any more - try applying in 2025. It’s not easy. It might even be more of a pain than applying for office jobs.
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The “I’ll just work at Starbucks until something comes along” doesn’t exist any more - try applying in 2025. It’s not easy. It might even be more of a pain than applying for office jobs.
universe just let me get a date with one mid frat banker guy. It’ll get out of my system, I promise
February 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
universe just let me get a date with one mid frat banker guy. It’ll get out of my system, I promise
Product idea: Tinder lets you give feedback about why you swiped left on someone, then a chatbot analyzes the aggregate feedback and packages it in a way that’s constructive and nice
February 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Product idea: Tinder lets you give feedback about why you swiped left on someone, then a chatbot analyzes the aggregate feedback and packages it in a way that’s constructive and nice
having “nyc” in your Instagram handle is one of the top 5 cringes
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
having “nyc” in your Instagram handle is one of the top 5 cringes
It’s easy to tell when someone is cosplaying poor / working class. The shoes are always clean and new. The pants are edgy but never worn or faded. The trucker hat isn’t sun bleached. Etc etc
February 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s easy to tell when someone is cosplaying poor / working class. The shoes are always clean and new. The pants are edgy but never worn or faded. The trucker hat isn’t sun bleached. Etc etc
still true
January 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
still true
about to burst into flames waiting on the outcome of a job interview 1 like = 1 prayer
January 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
about to burst into flames waiting on the outcome of a job interview 1 like = 1 prayer
POR MAÑANA CAFEEEEEEEEY POR LA TARDE RON
January 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
POR MAÑANA CAFEEEEEEEEY POR LA TARDE RON
The threat of a recession caused by TikTok influencers losing their source of income … honestly if that’s how it’s gonna go down, I’d rather it be because of something we love as a country (getting paid to objectify ourselves for strangers)
January 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The threat of a recession caused by TikTok influencers losing their source of income … honestly if that’s how it’s gonna go down, I’d rather it be because of something we love as a country (getting paid to objectify ourselves for strangers)