Zack Levine
@zlevine.bsky.social
“I’ll get the proposal to you as soon as I figure out how to stop screaming.”
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“I’ll get the proposal to you as soon as I figure out how to stop screaming.”
One of the only useful things about the Trump era is that is it usually unearths Some New Tri-state Asshole™️ for those of us outside the area to loathe every six months or so.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
One of the only useful things about the Trump era is that is it usually unearths Some New Tri-state Asshole™️ for those of us outside the area to loathe every six months or so.
The Athletic essentially abandoning its MLS coverage really bums me out.
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Athletic essentially abandoning its MLS coverage really bums me out.
I mean, what’s more important, being a good goalkeeper or being a good friend to Messi?
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I mean, what’s more important, being a good goalkeeper or being a good friend to Messi?
Also, he’s Porch now.
September 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Also, he’s Porch now.
Porch is going to need a bigger bowl of lemons.
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Porch is going to need a bigger bowl of lemons.
Can’t be normal when being a creep pays so well.
August 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Can’t be normal when being a creep pays so well.
As a DC fan I’m just thankful that Weiler’s first game wasn’t against Colorado because he definitely would have tried to sign Ted Ku-DiPietro.
August 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As a DC fan I’m just thankful that Weiler’s first game wasn’t against Colorado because he definitely would have tried to sign Ted Ku-DiPietro.
That will be a bit of a giveaway.
August 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That will be a bit of a giveaway.
Montreal: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place
DC: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place.
Will Clark even notice a difference?
DC: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place.
Will Clark even notice a difference?
August 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Montreal: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place
DC: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place.
Will Clark even notice a difference?
DC: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place.
Will Clark even notice a difference?
Yeah, I saw those too. I’d probably take that deal as well.
August 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yeah, I saw those too. I’d probably take that deal as well.
I’m so down on this team right now that I’d probably complain about any move they made. But this feels pretty uninspiring. It also makes me wonder if Pirani is out the door.
August 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m so down on this team right now that I’d probably complain about any move they made. But this feels pretty uninspiring. It also makes me wonder if Pirani is out the door.
If you really squint, Jack McGlynn kind of looks like Mikkel Damsgaard…
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you really squint, Jack McGlynn kind of looks like Mikkel Damsgaard…
I have pretty vivid memories of driving to work along East Pratt Street past bunches of National Guard troops loitering around in front of all the empty Inner Harbor shops.
June 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have pretty vivid memories of driving to work along East Pratt Street past bunches of National Guard troops loitering around in front of all the empty Inner Harbor shops.
The plan is to lump the ball hopelessly up field at a second tall guy.
April 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The plan is to lump the ball hopelessly up field at a second tall guy.
I don’t know how good he would be at this point, but he’d be an excellent heel.
April 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t know how good he would be at this point, but he’d be an excellent heel.
How many fucking interviews has this creep done with the NYT? It seems like they talk to him every other week.
April 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
How many fucking interviews has this creep done with the NYT? It seems like they talk to him every other week.
He’s one of the most exciting young players in the league. I’m really happy that’s translating to national team call ups.
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
He’s one of the most exciting young players in the league. I’m really happy that’s translating to national team call ups.
That’s a much healthier way to go about life.
March 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That’s a much healthier way to go about life.
That’s the USMNT’s job.
March 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That’s the USMNT’s job.
It’s really hard. But honestly, holding onto the anger that I’ve been feeling has helped me. I kind of find it energizing. It’s what has kept me going to protests and pestering my representatives to do more to oppose Trump. So let the rage give you strength to oppose him and push despair away.
March 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s really hard. But honestly, holding onto the anger that I’ve been feeling has helped me. I kind of find it energizing. It’s what has kept me going to protests and pestering my representatives to do more to oppose Trump. So let the rage give you strength to oppose him and push despair away.