zee joan wilder?!?
@zjwilder.bsky.social
writer. reader. artist. funny sometimes.
pro life tip:
1. decide what you want
2. go after it
... anyone else stuck on #1
1. decide what you want
2. go after it
... anyone else stuck on #1
January 9, 2024 at 10:45 AM
pro life tip:
1. decide what you want
2. go after it
... anyone else stuck on #1
1. decide what you want
2. go after it
... anyone else stuck on #1
rochester (five seconds after flirting with another woman): Are you sad? You sad, Jane? You look sad
WHAT A DICK (reader, i love him)
WHAT A DICK (reader, i love him)
(watches Jane Eyre)
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
January 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM
rochester (five seconds after flirting with another woman): Are you sad? You sad, Jane? You look sad
WHAT A DICK (reader, i love him)
WHAT A DICK (reader, i love him)
and Rochester is absolutely SAVAGE
him: Do you think me handsome?
her: No
him: Well you're ugly too, so
him: Do you think me handsome?
her: No
him: Well you're ugly too, so
(watches Jane Eyre)
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
January 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
and Rochester is absolutely SAVAGE
him: Do you think me handsome?
her: No
him: Well you're ugly too, so
him: Do you think me handsome?
her: No
him: Well you're ugly too, so
(watches Jane Eyre)
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
January 4, 2024 at 10:30 PM
(watches Jane Eyre)
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
charlotte brontë was horny on main in every single book. she straight up said "there is nothing sexier than a rich man who enjoys your company, listens intently to you, andcalls you bizarre names" and bless her she was CORRECT
me with exercise. i go out six times a week just to do the worst slowest most awkward run you have EVER seen.
i was once passed by an old man using a walker
i was once passed by an old man using a walker
In 2024 try being joyfully bad at something - it's more fun than it sounds.
January 2, 2024 at 11:13 AM
me with exercise. i go out six times a week just to do the worst slowest most awkward run you have EVER seen.
i was once passed by an old man using a walker
i was once passed by an old man using a walker
one of my clients (a doctor) used the email handle "lickitdaddy69" on their resume
not trying to kink shame. only reminding you all that gmail is free
not trying to kink shame. only reminding you all that gmail is free
December 22, 2023 at 12:24 PM
one of my clients (a doctor) used the email handle "lickitdaddy69" on their resume
not trying to kink shame. only reminding you all that gmail is free
not trying to kink shame. only reminding you all that gmail is free
the last place i lived was about the same population & i never waited more than a week or so to get the latest booktok trend. here? my coworkers all READ.
(no shame for reading trendy books, fuck shame, we're letting go of judgement & following the good, alright? life is dark enough in its own)
(no shame for reading trendy books, fuck shame, we're letting go of judgement & following the good, alright? life is dark enough in its own)
December 17, 2023 at 12:33 PM
the last place i lived was about the same population & i never waited more than a week or so to get the latest booktok trend. here? my coworkers all READ.
(no shame for reading trendy books, fuck shame, we're letting go of judgement & following the good, alright? life is dark enough in its own)
(no shame for reading trendy books, fuck shame, we're letting go of judgement & following the good, alright? life is dark enough in its own)
put a copy of Fourth Wing on hold at the library and i am number 1,165 in line and honestly, i'm kinda proud of my new city for having so many readers
December 17, 2023 at 12:26 PM
put a copy of Fourth Wing on hold at the library and i am number 1,165 in line and honestly, i'm kinda proud of my new city for having so many readers
every time someone compliments my art & asks to buy a print, I am sent right back to middle school when the cute boy is asking for my phone number and oh my god does he actually like me or is this a TRAP
December 11, 2023 at 11:56 PM
every time someone compliments my art & asks to buy a print, I am sent right back to middle school when the cute boy is asking for my phone number and oh my god does he actually like me or is this a TRAP
POV: you make the idiotic choice to buy a house in this economy AND YET still want some privacy from the neighbors who live ten feet away
(watch me paint over the window glass like i'm in a novel about an impoverished young milliner trying to survive the Depression with her chastity intact)
(watch me paint over the window glass like i'm in a novel about an impoverished young milliner trying to survive the Depression with her chastity intact)
November 27, 2023 at 10:36 AM
POV: you make the idiotic choice to buy a house in this economy AND YET still want some privacy from the neighbors who live ten feet away
(watch me paint over the window glass like i'm in a novel about an impoverished young milliner trying to survive the Depression with her chastity intact)
(watch me paint over the window glass like i'm in a novel about an impoverished young milliner trying to survive the Depression with her chastity intact)
report from the wilds of Florida:
there are actual legit boar in my neighborhood
now i understand the people who carry medieval weaponry* in their pickup because holy shit why do i live here again
* sold at your local Tractor Supply Co!
there are actual legit boar in my neighborhood
now i understand the people who carry medieval weaponry* in their pickup because holy shit why do i live here again
* sold at your local Tractor Supply Co!
November 15, 2023 at 11:36 AM
report from the wilds of Florida:
there are actual legit boar in my neighborhood
now i understand the people who carry medieval weaponry* in their pickup because holy shit why do i live here again
* sold at your local Tractor Supply Co!
there are actual legit boar in my neighborhood
now i understand the people who carry medieval weaponry* in their pickup because holy shit why do i live here again
* sold at your local Tractor Supply Co!
"The teacher said we weren't writing from the SOUL."
"Well why in god's name WEREN'T you writing from the soul!?"
-- every day i fail at my nanowrimo goal, this scene from Derry Girls (rip) goes even deeper into my heart
"Well why in god's name WEREN'T you writing from the soul!?"
-- every day i fail at my nanowrimo goal, this scene from Derry Girls (rip) goes even deeper into my heart
November 14, 2023 at 11:01 AM
"The teacher said we weren't writing from the SOUL."
"Well why in god's name WEREN'T you writing from the soul!?"
-- every day i fail at my nanowrimo goal, this scene from Derry Girls (rip) goes even deeper into my heart
"Well why in god's name WEREN'T you writing from the soul!?"
-- every day i fail at my nanowrimo goal, this scene from Derry Girls (rip) goes even deeper into my heart
other non-local behaviors:
-wear shorts
-wear sandals
-mention the weather, like, at all
-squeal in joy when you see a tiny lizard
i know this because i do all of these things & people treat me with exaggerated patience, as if i have one of those MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT stickers on my car
-wear shorts
-wear sandals
-mention the weather, like, at all
-squeal in joy when you see a tiny lizard
i know this because i do all of these things & people treat me with exaggerated patience, as if i have one of those MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT stickers on my car
October 29, 2023 at 12:06 PM
other non-local behaviors:
-wear shorts
-wear sandals
-mention the weather, like, at all
-squeal in joy when you see a tiny lizard
i know this because i do all of these things & people treat me with exaggerated patience, as if i have one of those MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT stickers on my car
-wear shorts
-wear sandals
-mention the weather, like, at all
-squeal in joy when you see a tiny lizard
i know this because i do all of these things & people treat me with exaggerated patience, as if i have one of those MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT stickers on my car
moved across the US a few years ago & my Yankee self is still experiencing culture shock
for example: Florida natives do not wear sunglasses! because apparently wanting to see in bright-ass sunlight is the equivalent of a zebra limping in front of a hungry lion (ie it makes you look like a tourist)
for example: Florida natives do not wear sunglasses! because apparently wanting to see in bright-ass sunlight is the equivalent of a zebra limping in front of a hungry lion (ie it makes you look like a tourist)
October 29, 2023 at 11:57 AM
moved across the US a few years ago & my Yankee self is still experiencing culture shock
for example: Florida natives do not wear sunglasses! because apparently wanting to see in bright-ass sunlight is the equivalent of a zebra limping in front of a hungry lion (ie it makes you look like a tourist)
for example: Florida natives do not wear sunglasses! because apparently wanting to see in bright-ass sunlight is the equivalent of a zebra limping in front of a hungry lion (ie it makes you look like a tourist)
"be patient with yourself and kind," i say, through tears and gritted teeth and a really sick tum-tum
October 28, 2023 at 11:36 AM
"be patient with yourself and kind," i say, through tears and gritted teeth and a really sick tum-tum
okay there have been a FEW breakdowns, but it's stuff like "the electrical in my car failed & i am stuck downtown with no money no phone & no id" & "my paycheck bounced and i can't pay rent" & "golly, that seems to be on fire"
i cried in the bathroom, washed my face, & went on.
A+ ADULTING I THINK
i cried in the bathroom, washed my face, & went on.
A+ ADULTING I THINK
October 25, 2023 at 4:34 PM
okay there have been a FEW breakdowns, but it's stuff like "the electrical in my car failed & i am stuck downtown with no money no phone & no id" & "my paycheck bounced and i can't pay rent" & "golly, that seems to be on fire"
i cried in the bathroom, washed my face, & went on.
A+ ADULTING I THINK
i cried in the bathroom, washed my face, & went on.
A+ ADULTING I THINK
the current ratio of breakdowns :: stress is quite good actually
October 25, 2023 at 12:35 PM
the current ratio of breakdowns :: stress is quite good actually
made the mistake of answering truthfully at a job interview when they asked "what is the last book you read" and it happened to be a book about quantum mechanics
i'm not a show-off, just autistic
*
recs for laymen:
Forces Of Nature, P Davies
Chaos in the Cosmos, B Parker
& anything John Gribbin
i'm not a show-off, just autistic
*
recs for laymen:
Forces Of Nature, P Davies
Chaos in the Cosmos, B Parker
& anything John Gribbin
October 23, 2023 at 6:15 PM
made the mistake of answering truthfully at a job interview when they asked "what is the last book you read" and it happened to be a book about quantum mechanics
i'm not a show-off, just autistic
*
recs for laymen:
Forces Of Nature, P Davies
Chaos in the Cosmos, B Parker
& anything John Gribbin
i'm not a show-off, just autistic
*
recs for laymen:
Forces Of Nature, P Davies
Chaos in the Cosmos, B Parker
& anything John Gribbin
help me, lofi hiphop girl always studying by the window! youre my only hope 🥺👉👈
October 23, 2023 at 4:59 PM
help me, lofi hiphop girl always studying by the window! youre my only hope 🥺👉👈
at a showing yesterday I checked every cabinet for mold. i requested access to the attic & dirt crawl space, and i went in.
my realtor was appalled but i don't know what the neurotypical way to buy a house is. do you just stand in the living room & daydream about furniture placement? sounds risky
my realtor was appalled but i don't know what the neurotypical way to buy a house is. do you just stand in the living room & daydream about furniture placement? sounds risky
October 21, 2023 at 10:56 AM
at a showing yesterday I checked every cabinet for mold. i requested access to the attic & dirt crawl space, and i went in.
my realtor was appalled but i don't know what the neurotypical way to buy a house is. do you just stand in the living room & daydream about furniture placement? sounds risky
my realtor was appalled but i don't know what the neurotypical way to buy a house is. do you just stand in the living room & daydream about furniture placement? sounds risky
i look & act like a goblin who recently came out from under a bridge, and i say OUT LOUD things like "a hole in the roof is just a natural skylight"
my realtor is 6' 3", has the muscles of a longshoreman and has modeled for the covers of romance novels.
he thinks i am the stupidest person alive
my realtor is 6' 3", has the muscles of a longshoreman and has modeled for the covers of romance novels.
he thinks i am the stupidest person alive
October 21, 2023 at 10:34 AM
i look & act like a goblin who recently came out from under a bridge, and i say OUT LOUD things like "a hole in the roof is just a natural skylight"
my realtor is 6' 3", has the muscles of a longshoreman and has modeled for the covers of romance novels.
he thinks i am the stupidest person alive
my realtor is 6' 3", has the muscles of a longshoreman and has modeled for the covers of romance novels.
he thinks i am the stupidest person alive
still thinking about the one that got away (a house from 1920 with a large hole in the floorboards and a corresponding hole in the roof that sold for nine times my annual income because the housing market is insane)
last night i dreamt i held her in my arms
last night i dreamt i held her in my arms
October 21, 2023 at 10:23 AM
still thinking about the one that got away (a house from 1920 with a large hole in the floorboards and a corresponding hole in the roof that sold for nine times my annual income because the housing market is insane)
last night i dreamt i held her in my arms
last night i dreamt i held her in my arms
considering unfollowing someone on instagram but hmm maybe not??? seems like a serious insult to this person i met in a coffeeshop seven years ago & haven't interacted with since
... and just like that i am become my parents, who sent Christmas cards year after year to people they didn't even like
... and just like that i am become my parents, who sent Christmas cards year after year to people they didn't even like
October 18, 2023 at 9:27 AM
considering unfollowing someone on instagram but hmm maybe not??? seems like a serious insult to this person i met in a coffeeshop seven years ago & haven't interacted with since
... and just like that i am become my parents, who sent Christmas cards year after year to people they didn't even like
... and just like that i am become my parents, who sent Christmas cards year after year to people they didn't even like
yesterday i had a phone interview scheduled for "between 8-12" because apparently employers are appliance repairmen now?
they called at 11:56
they called at 11:56
October 17, 2023 at 9:56 AM
yesterday i had a phone interview scheduled for "between 8-12" because apparently employers are appliance repairmen now?
they called at 11:56
they called at 11:56
used to think that i was not a perfectionist because i always stop working before it is "perfect". realized today i very much am a perfectionist i just also have ANXIETY
so that's been fun
so that's been fun
October 14, 2023 at 10:08 AM
used to think that i was not a perfectionist because i always stop working before it is "perfect". realized today i very much am a perfectionist i just also have ANXIETY
so that's been fun
so that's been fun