ZipTy
@zipty.bsky.social
Professional whimsical skidaddler.
Chicago📍 +\- a dozen.
🏴☠️🌈🌎🏛️📐📚⛵️🪢🇺🇸🧜♂️🐳📦🤜
Chicago📍 +\- a dozen.
🏴☠️🌈🌎🏛️📐📚⛵️🪢🇺🇸🧜♂️🐳📦🤜
Hold on— Pete Buttigieg is texting me.
June 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hold on— Pete Buttigieg is texting me.
Uber and lime still charging me monthly when ive only used it once.
June 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Uber and lime still charging me monthly when ive only used it once.
Grindr profile says “iceman” unclear if he means meth or immigration and customs enforcement. 🤔 -I hate it here.
June 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Grindr profile says “iceman” unclear if he means meth or immigration and customs enforcement. 🤔 -I hate it here.
Tomorrow is my Friday, and I have no plans for this entire week. Catch me
June 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tomorrow is my Friday, and I have no plans for this entire week. Catch me
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Anybody who thinks that Bluesky is a bubble where people just reinforce each others’ opinions should try sharing an opinion on Bluesky.
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anybody who thinks that Bluesky is a bubble where people just reinforce each others’ opinions should try sharing an opinion on Bluesky.
Sooo they’re replacing the federal reserve with “commercial AI” and you “cannot sue or create any law restricting AI”
The Big Beautiful Bill has some silicone valley Easter eggs y’all.
The Big Beautiful Bill has some silicone valley Easter eggs y’all.
May 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sooo they’re replacing the federal reserve with “commercial AI” and you “cannot sue or create any law restricting AI”
The Big Beautiful Bill has some silicone valley Easter eggs y’all.
The Big Beautiful Bill has some silicone valley Easter eggs y’all.
Packing to move—Bring your donkey.
May 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Packing to move—Bring your donkey.
I’m confused why are you taking the legs off of your throne. Is this your seat or nah?
May 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m confused why are you taking the legs off of your throne. Is this your seat or nah?
Tired of google translate being all PG13. How am I supposed to chat on these apps abroad!?
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Tired of google translate being all PG13. How am I supposed to chat on these apps abroad!?
Market bubble, waves of big up big down, lots of credit debt, agriculture crisis, growing wealth inequality…. (This is language taken from the front page a few days after the Great Depression. Sound familiar?)
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Market bubble, waves of big up big down, lots of credit debt, agriculture crisis, growing wealth inequality…. (This is language taken from the front page a few days after the Great Depression. Sound familiar?)
Today has a flat tire vibe.
May 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Today has a flat tire vibe.
@governor.pa.gov is pretty silent about a gay bar raid that his state troopers carried out. We need answers in Pittsburgh.
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@governor.pa.gov is pretty silent about a gay bar raid that his state troopers carried out. We need answers in Pittsburgh.
Soooo when does FIFA cancel in the US? It’s obviously not the vibe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Soooo when does FIFA cancel in the US? It’s obviously not the vibe.
This— this is where the case for Alien Enemy Act 1798 begins to crack.
A 2-year old US Citizen was deported Friday to Honduras.
“The judge on Friday scheduled a hearing for May 16, which he said was ‘in the interest of dispelling our strong suspicion that the Government just deported a U.S. citizen with no meaningful process.’”
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
“The judge on Friday scheduled a hearing for May 16, which he said was ‘in the interest of dispelling our strong suspicion that the Government just deported a U.S. citizen with no meaningful process.’”
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’
The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.
www.politico.com
April 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This— this is where the case for Alien Enemy Act 1798 begins to crack.
I’d call this a dead cat bounce, the market is cooked but for some reason people are in denial. I’m here for it, it maybe a sad way to go about a collapse though when reality finally sets in.
April 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’d call this a dead cat bounce, the market is cooked but for some reason people are in denial. I’m here for it, it maybe a sad way to go about a collapse though when reality finally sets in.
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NEWS: Tesla’s net income in Q1 plunges 71% as global backlash against Elon Musk takes its toll — and without selling $595 million in regulatory credits, the company would’ve posted a loss.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Tesla Q1 Earnings Miss Expectations with Steep Drop in Auto Revenue
More bad news for Elon Musk
meidasnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NEWS: Tesla’s net income in Q1 plunges 71% as global backlash against Elon Musk takes its toll — and without selling $595 million in regulatory credits, the company would’ve posted a loss.
Brutal.
Brutal.
POTUS is only announcing all this market stuff because Tesla earnings call is explaining to investors why they lost 40% this quarter (the stock is still going up.)
April 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
POTUS is only announcing all this market stuff because Tesla earnings call is explaining to investors why they lost 40% this quarter (the stock is still going up.)
Welp, it’s been makin’ the rounds so Blue Sky can see it too. 🙇🏼♂️
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Welp, it’s been makin’ the rounds so Blue Sky can see it too. 🙇🏼♂️
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Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
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So all 9 members of the Supreme Court, then?
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So all 9 members of the Supreme Court, then?
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Salon: The Supreme Court’s ruling demanding federal authorities “facilitate” the return of a mistakenly deported Maryland man marks a serious “rebuke” of the Trump administration.
And when Trump tells SCOTUS to fuck off, then what?
#ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #FreeAbregoGarcia
And when Trump tells SCOTUS to fuck off, then what?
#ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #FreeAbregoGarcia
April 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Salon: The Supreme Court’s ruling demanding federal authorities “facilitate” the return of a mistakenly deported Maryland man marks a serious “rebuke” of the Trump administration.
And when Trump tells SCOTUS to fuck off, then what?
#ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #FreeAbregoGarcia
And when Trump tells SCOTUS to fuck off, then what?
#ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #FreeAbregoGarcia
Flash mobs are a recession indicator. New Hummer release is a recession indicator, Bon Iver album is a recession indicator. We’re cooked.
April 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Flash mobs are a recession indicator. New Hummer release is a recession indicator, Bon Iver album is a recession indicator. We’re cooked.
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
March 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that