Will de Cleene
@zippygonzales.bsky.social
Burned out hospo droid
*waves at BVV*
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
*waves at BVV*
Crikey. That escalated quickly. www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/pla...
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Crikey. That escalated quickly. www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/pla...
Fuck. No Image.
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Fuck. No Image.
Late on Friday afternoon, a press release acknowledged that Health Minister Simeon Brown has been diagnosed with Pontius Pilate Syndrome, or PPS. Symptoms include a constant washing of hands motion, and being in a position of making a judgement on which you are vastly underqualified to make.
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Late on Friday afternoon, a press release acknowledged that Health Minister Simeon Brown has been diagnosed with Pontius Pilate Syndrome, or PPS. Symptoms include a constant washing of hands motion, and being in a position of making a judgement on which you are vastly underqualified to make.
If you see this, post a chef.
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you see this, post a chef.
Hey, @testtubeone.bsky.social. You going to this?
October 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hey, @testtubeone.bsky.social. You going to this?
From Agents of Marvel ten years ago.
October 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
From Agents of Marvel ten years ago.
Carry on, Luxon. You're nailing it like your old mate John Key.
September 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Carry on, Luxon. You're nailing it like your old mate John Key.
According to Treasury documents for the 2025 Budget, National Super's going to cost $1.5 billion more next year, with no sign of old person inflation letting up. That's the thick end of $25 billion a year.
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
According to Treasury documents for the 2025 Budget, National Super's going to cost $1.5 billion more next year, with no sign of old person inflation letting up. That's the thick end of $25 billion a year.
Artist's impression of Luxon as a nightmare.
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Artist's impression of Luxon as a nightmare.
You can tell that John Key is Luxon's mentor. Here's Luxon mimicking Key's three-way handshake with Albanese. No hongi please. We're squeezing the Maori out of existence here.
August 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
You can tell that John Key is Luxon's mentor. Here's Luxon mimicking Key's three-way handshake with Albanese. No hongi please. We're squeezing the Maori out of existence here.
The economic outlook in picture form; a deep rut with some parts underwater.
August 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The economic outlook in picture form; a deep rut with some parts underwater.
Always preferred red kumara. Orange just turns to mush, although Alsion Holst swears by orange kumara for her muffin recipe.
August 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Always preferred red kumara. Orange just turns to mush, although Alsion Holst swears by orange kumara for her muffin recipe.
Luxon welcomes FBI Director Kash Patel to the Beehive.
July 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Luxon welcomes FBI Director Kash Patel to the Beehive.
Black Mirror already did it.
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Black Mirror already did it.
Kia kaha, Tamantha Paul. I mean, who *doesn't* feel threatened by someone with the govt monopoly on violence when they can't even address a civilian without removing their totally non-threatening bike helmet?
March 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Kia kaha, Tamantha Paul. I mean, who *doesn't* feel threatened by someone with the govt monopoly on violence when they can't even address a civilian without removing their totally non-threatening bike helmet?
Having a stroll through The West Wing DVD series again, to get away from all the doomscrolling. It really was 23 minutes into the future.
February 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Having a stroll through The West Wing DVD series again, to get away from all the doomscrolling. It really was 23 minutes into the future.
I wish people would stop using anarchronistic cliches that no-one under 30 understands. Like, the phone is off the hook, or slapped with a wet bus ticket. This is a wet bus ticket. Seen one recently?
February 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I wish people would stop using anarchronistic cliches that no-one under 30 understands. Like, the phone is off the hook, or slapped with a wet bus ticket. This is a wet bus ticket. Seen one recently?
What's your sign?
February 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What's your sign?
Remember that time Act leader Rodney Hide campaigned with Peter Garrett outside a prison with fake coffins, then Garrett fell from grace after it became public he had stolen a dead child's identity?
February 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Remember that time Act leader Rodney Hide campaigned with Peter Garrett outside a prison with fake coffins, then Garrett fell from grace after it became public he had stolen a dead child's identity?
Now is probably not a good time to post this photo of my old man with Milton Friedman in the late 1980s, but unlike these alleged neo-liberals we've got here now, Friedman wanted to legalise cannabis.
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Now is probably not a good time to post this photo of my old man with Milton Friedman in the late 1980s, but unlike these alleged neo-liberals we've got here now, Friedman wanted to legalise cannabis.