Also, you’re 29 and wish you were married and expecting your FIRST kid? Not your third or fourth?

Sounds like you waited an awfully long time to start husband-hunting, Morgan. I wonder why that is

!!!

Also avoided graduating law school in 2008—your anxiety really did you a solid on this one

Though there is a well-placed bit of levity around the midpoint

Surrounded by “friends” but doesn’t have a single person who loves her enough to tell her when she’s being the asshole.

It’s like the opposite of what happened to the “he just Tweeted it out” reporter

Yeah like she is clearly unwell, in a lot of pain, and surrounded by enablers—but also she’s sending dead fetus pictures to a 7-year-old for the purposes of terrorizing his mother 😵‍💫

I peeked her Twitter profile and she also recently posted bragging about her “Asian blonde” daughter. There’s a lot to unpack with this lady.

“I consulted several Bay Area psychics and they all say I’m the victim—are you writing this down?”

Finished the beading >:]