“Me explaining to my husband that #greenaesthetic is perfectly safe because the wallpaper manufacturers use a special, non-toxic arsenic”
“Me explaining to my husband that #greenaesthetic is perfectly safe because the wallpaper manufacturers use a special, non-toxic arsenic”
“You wanna know what’s even worse for you than five drinks in a row? C’mere, I’ll tell you…
“…
“…TEN DRINKS IN A ROW.”
“You wanna know what’s even worse for you than five drinks in a row? C’mere, I’ll tell you…
“…
“…TEN DRINKS IN A ROW.”
Do you think there’s a pile of them on his bed where his wife used to sleep
Do you think there’s a pile of them on his bed where his wife used to sleep