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@zimzii.bsky.social
There are two ways to tell if my boyfriend liked the joke I told him.
If he responds with “Indeed” or he makes this face 🤨
If he responds with “Indeed” or he makes this face 🤨
April 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There are two ways to tell if my boyfriend liked the joke I told him.
If he responds with “Indeed” or he makes this face 🤨
If he responds with “Indeed” or he makes this face 🤨
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Hekkin hot rods! Don’t they know that 3:30am is a very fragile point in my sleep cycle and waking me up will result in an annoying “AWAKEFULNESS!” until 6am and that I have to get out of bed at 6:30?!?
Hekkin hot rods! Don’t they know that 3:30am is a very fragile point in my sleep cycle and waking me up will result in an annoying “AWAKEFULNESS!” until 6am and that I have to get out of bed at 6:30?!?
April 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Hekkin hot rods! Don’t they know that 3:30am is a very fragile point in my sleep cycle and waking me up will result in an annoying “AWAKEFULNESS!” until 6am and that I have to get out of bed at 6:30?!?
Hekkin hot rods! Don’t they know that 3:30am is a very fragile point in my sleep cycle and waking me up will result in an annoying “AWAKEFULNESS!” until 6am and that I have to get out of bed at 6:30?!?
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"RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM DIDN'T BEAT THE NAZIS"
Sen Corey Booker
And it won't do it this time, either
Sen Corey Booker
And it won't do it this time, either
April 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM DIDN'T BEAT THE NAZIS"
Sen Corey Booker
And it won't do it this time, either
Sen Corey Booker
And it won't do it this time, either
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I didn’t realize how badly I needed to hear someone with power speak compassionately about human beings. @booker.senate.gov thank you.
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I didn’t realize how badly I needed to hear someone with power speak compassionately about human beings. @booker.senate.gov thank you.
“ATOMICALLY accurate drawings!”
I love when folks muddle words!!
I love when folks muddle words!!
March 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“ATOMICALLY accurate drawings!”
I love when folks muddle words!!
I love when folks muddle words!!
Clearly her parents forgot to teach the lesson that doing something wrong will get you in trouble but lying about it will make the punishment 1000x worse.
After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
March 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Clearly her parents forgot to teach the lesson that doing something wrong will get you in trouble but lying about it will make the punishment 1000x worse.
Ya know when you take a break from Pilates for too long and then go back and think you can still hang but you CAN’T and start shaking and sweating rivers and the instructor asks why you turned magenta?
What was I talking about? I’m made of jello and there’s an earthquake.
What was I talking about? I’m made of jello and there’s an earthquake.
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ya know when you take a break from Pilates for too long and then go back and think you can still hang but you CAN’T and start shaking and sweating rivers and the instructor asks why you turned magenta?
What was I talking about? I’m made of jello and there’s an earthquake.
What was I talking about? I’m made of jello and there’s an earthquake.
The way @vincentdonofrio.bsky.social portrays the unhinged love Wilson Fisk has for Vanessa is better than reading smutting books about fairy kings. #swoon #rizz
March 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The way @vincentdonofrio.bsky.social portrays the unhinged love Wilson Fisk has for Vanessa is better than reading smutting books about fairy kings. #swoon #rizz
“OUTER BODY EXPERIENCE”
The only thing better than a malapropism is when one that’s in published literature…. And has been recorded as an audiobook. It tickles me to no end. 😊🥰
The only thing better than a malapropism is when one that’s in published literature…. And has been recorded as an audiobook. It tickles me to no end. 😊🥰
March 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“OUTER BODY EXPERIENCE”
The only thing better than a malapropism is when one that’s in published literature…. And has been recorded as an audiobook. It tickles me to no end. 😊🥰
The only thing better than a malapropism is when one that’s in published literature…. And has been recorded as an audiobook. It tickles me to no end. 😊🥰
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Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
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We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
March 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
This Friday, where will you be?
standupforscience2025.org
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
@jmanno.bsky.social it’s so squelchy looking!
February 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
@jmanno.bsky.social it’s so squelchy looking!
Hi Pete!
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Hi Pete!
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You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I will never, ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
That I will never, ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I will never, ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
That I will never, ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
“real man” is as subjective as beauty and a silly thing to say.
However, I can firmly say that having a shoulder cat is the absolute peak of internal conflict.
You FEEL triumphant and accomplished and yet you’re being dehumanized into a chair and transportation system 🫤
However, I can firmly say that having a shoulder cat is the absolute peak of internal conflict.
You FEEL triumphant and accomplished and yet you’re being dehumanized into a chair and transportation system 🫤
Real men have shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
February 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“real man” is as subjective as beauty and a silly thing to say.
However, I can firmly say that having a shoulder cat is the absolute peak of internal conflict.
You FEEL triumphant and accomplished and yet you’re being dehumanized into a chair and transportation system 🫤
However, I can firmly say that having a shoulder cat is the absolute peak of internal conflict.
You FEEL triumphant and accomplished and yet you’re being dehumanized into a chair and transportation system 🫤
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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"𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴!"
🎨 Alphonse Mucha
🎨 Alphonse Mucha
February 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴!"
🎨 Alphonse Mucha
🎨 Alphonse Mucha