Then he brought a 15 year old out who told the exact same story but with none of the weepy patheticness of it and he was so clearly pissed that this kid he brought out crushed and he flopped

I'm listening to The Sickness PODkast episode and it reminded me of a Disturbed show I saw where he stopped the show halfway through to do a 15 minute monologue on how Disturbed touring was saving him from suicide and how we were all responsible for keeping him alive. This was sad enough but

It makes you more powerful

Jake apple is telling you to kill them I hope this helps resist the phone Jake don't fall victim to the programming and kill your green text friends out of brand loyalty

He just asked me if I could remember what "Bazinga" was from

Don't step into my vat of ever-boiling blood and we're good

That would be pretty cool I think