The Mexican restraunt next door to us has installed an obstacle course in the trash alley. Very nice!

Customer service is a true pleasure. Not helping people, but being able to tell them no honestly and decisively. I love rejecting their wishes. I love irritating them with things outside of my control.

Can we get Qmum on here? No one's asking questions

I might not be into cigarettes but that doesn't mean I'm skipping my smoke break

I don't want Twitter to get old

Deploying into the replies of Shock Jock Reactionaries as a lowbie

My coworker flips between showing me Instagram Reel memes and telling long elaborate stories of people close to him dying. He does this for our entire shift.

You hear the rumors, Marshall? Ain't no Elon in Bluesky.