Ryan Statz
@ziggurcat.bsky.social
Artist, deadpanneur, procraftinator
@msnowreports.bsky.social fuuuuuuuck you
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
@msnowreports.bsky.social fuuuuuuuck you
This doesn’t look like someone in “excellent overall health”:
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This doesn’t look like someone in “excellent overall health”:
Yeah, we all saw that in September when they sat in complicit silence:
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yeah, we all saw that in September when they sat in complicit silence:
All anyone has to do is show this photo to reprogram Grok:
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
All anyone has to do is show this photo to reprogram Grok:
This investigation. They’ll use it to block the release of the files, and just never complete it while Trump is still alive.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This investigation. They’ll use it to block the release of the files, and just never complete it while Trump is still alive.
@fetterman.senate.gov You didn’t fight, though, you capitulated like a goddamned fucking treasonous coward, you stupid piece of shit. Why don’t you give up the charade, and admit you’ve gone full Fascist MAGA like everyone already knows you have.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@fetterman.senate.gov You didn’t fight, though, you capitulated like a goddamned fucking treasonous coward, you stupid piece of shit. Why don’t you give up the charade, and admit you’ve gone full Fascist MAGA like everyone already knows you have.
Actually Mike Johnson:
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Actually Mike Johnson:
Because he’s suffered a stroke
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Because he’s suffered a stroke
@mark-carney.bsky.social case in point. Don’t bother with that petulant, little child anymore. Other countries will be better to deal with than that Fascist fuck.
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social case in point. Don’t bother with that petulant, little child anymore. Other countries will be better to deal with than that Fascist fuck.
@sanders.senate.gov it’s more than “just a tattoo.”
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@sanders.senate.gov it’s more than “just a tattoo.”
Anyone want to show her the photo of Droopy McStrokeface?
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Anyone want to show her the photo of Droopy McStrokeface?
@nbcnews.com WTF are you doing, you fascist fucks?
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@nbcnews.com WTF are you doing, you fascist fucks?
@cnn.com there’s no evidence that any of the boats Trump has blown up in international waters were “drug boats.” Do better, you stupid fucks.
October 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@cnn.com there’s no evidence that any of the boats Trump has blown up in international waters were “drug boats.” Do better, you stupid fucks.
@nypost.com this wasn’t a “slip up”, you fucking idiots. They are literally going out of their way to protect pedophiles. See: the shutdown, and Mike Johnson delaying the swearing in of a Dem Congresswoman in order to prevent a successful vote on the release of the Epstein files.
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@nypost.com this wasn’t a “slip up”, you fucking idiots. They are literally going out of their way to protect pedophiles. See: the shutdown, and Mike Johnson delaying the swearing in of a Dem Congresswoman in order to prevent a successful vote on the release of the Epstein files.
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy fuuuuuuuuuck you.
September 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy fuuuuuuuuuck you.
@governor.pa.gov go fuck yourself, asshole. That piece of shit doesn’t deserve anyone’s respect.
September 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@governor.pa.gov go fuck yourself, asshole. That piece of shit doesn’t deserve anyone’s respect.
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy go fuck yourselves, and stop capitulating, you assholes.
September 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy go fuck yourselves, and stop capitulating, you assholes.
You’re missing out on using this photo to make fun of him on a daily basis
August 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You’re missing out on using this photo to make fun of him on a daily basis
He should have come back with this:
August 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
He should have come back with this: