Ryan Statz
@ziggurcat.bsky.social
Artist, deadpanneur, procraftinator
@msnowreports.bsky.social fuuuuuuuck you
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
@msnowreports.bsky.social fuuuuuuuck you
By this evening, you mean…
everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
By this evening, you mean…
@fetterman.senate.gov You didn’t fight, though, you capitulated like a goddamned fucking treasonous coward, you stupid piece of shit. Why don’t you give up the charade, and admit you’ve gone full Fascist MAGA like everyone already knows you have.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@fetterman.senate.gov You didn’t fight, though, you capitulated like a goddamned fucking treasonous coward, you stupid piece of shit. Why don’t you give up the charade, and admit you’ve gone full Fascist MAGA like everyone already knows you have.
@hassan.senate.gov no, your vote today showed everyone how much of a knee-bending, capitulating fucking coward you are.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@hassan.senate.gov no, your vote today showed everyone how much of a knee-bending, capitulating fucking coward you are.
@shaheen.senate.gov “So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.”
So then why did you vote against it extending the tax credits, bending the knee to Trump like a fucking coward?
So then why did you vote against it extending the tax credits, bending the knee to Trump like a fucking coward?
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@shaheen.senate.gov “So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.”
So then why did you vote against it extending the tax credits, bending the knee to Trump like a fucking coward?
So then why did you vote against it extending the tax credits, bending the knee to Trump like a fucking coward?
@senangusking.bsky.social you know why standing up to Trump has never worked? Because you fucking idiots cave all the goddamned time.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@senangusking.bsky.social you know why standing up to Trump has never worked? Because you fucking idiots cave all the goddamned time.
@schumer.senate.gov for fuck’s sake, just endorse Mamdani already, you feckless sack of shit.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@schumer.senate.gov for fuck’s sake, just endorse Mamdani already, you feckless sack of shit.
@washingtonpost.com I think you mean: Trump Raises Prices on Americans by 10% Over Reagan Ad www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump raises tariffs on Canada by 10% over Reagan ad
The president had halted trade talks with Canada over a provincial government’s ad that has since been canceled.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@washingtonpost.com I think you mean: Trump Raises Prices on Americans by 10% Over Reagan Ad www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
@sanders.senate.gov it’s more than “just a tattoo.”
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@sanders.senate.gov it’s more than “just a tattoo.”
@nytimes.com it was shit he dumped in that AI video, not “brown liquid”, you capitulating fascist fucks.
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@nytimes.com it was shit he dumped in that AI video, not “brown liquid”, you capitulating fascist fucks.
@nbcnews.com WTF are you doing, you fascist fucks?
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@nbcnews.com WTF are you doing, you fascist fucks?
@cnn.com there’s no evidence that any of the boats Trump has blown up in international waters were “drug boats.” Do better, you stupid fucks.
October 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@cnn.com there’s no evidence that any of the boats Trump has blown up in international waters were “drug boats.” Do better, you stupid fucks.
@safety.bsky.app @bsky.app @support.bsky.team you have a moral obligation to ban all of the WH accounts. Allowing them to spread lies, and misinformation (which they’re already doing) is capitulating to Fascists.
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@safety.bsky.app @bsky.app @support.bsky.team you have a moral obligation to ban all of the WH accounts. Allowing them to spread lies, and misinformation (which they’re already doing) is capitulating to Fascists.
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social have you re-instated Drew Harrison or have you gone full Fascist? Was bending the knee worth the taste of Trump’s ballsack?
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social have you re-instated Drew Harrison or have you gone full Fascist? Was bending the knee worth the taste of Trump’s ballsack?
www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/b... fuck you @cnn.com it’s not, it’s doing exactly what it is designed to do: punish your dumbfuck country for electing a dictator who’s threatened to annex our country several times.
Canada’s ‘boycott America’ movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business
Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.
www.cnn.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/b... fuck you @cnn.com it’s not, it’s doing exactly what it is designed to do: punish your dumbfuck country for electing a dictator who’s threatened to annex our country several times.
@theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... racist judge, you mean.
Judge denies Kilmar Ábrego García’s bid for asylum in the US
Ábrego, who was deported to El Salvador in March before being returned to the US, has 30 days to appeal ruling
www.theguardian.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... racist judge, you mean.
@nypost.com this wasn’t a “slip up”, you fucking idiots. They are literally going out of their way to protect pedophiles. See: the shutdown, and Mike Johnson delaying the swearing in of a Dem Congresswoman in order to prevent a successful vote on the release of the Epstein files.
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@nypost.com this wasn’t a “slip up”, you fucking idiots. They are literally going out of their way to protect pedophiles. See: the shutdown, and Mike Johnson delaying the swearing in of a Dem Congresswoman in order to prevent a successful vote on the release of the Epstein files.
@schumer.senate.gov *sigh* no, you blithering idiot, the GOP won’t ever negotiate in good faith. Stop trying to work with people who don’t give two shits about you, just let it burn, and make them own the whole thing.
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@schumer.senate.gov *sigh* no, you blithering idiot, the GOP won’t ever negotiate in good faith. Stop trying to work with people who don’t give two shits about you, just let it burn, and make them own the whole thing.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you know you’re a feckless piece of shit when you vote to honour a hateful, racist, misogynist bigot — what truth did he “elevate”, exactly?
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you know you’re a feckless piece of shit when you vote to honour a hateful, racist, misogynist bigot — what truth did he “elevate”, exactly?
@jimmykimmel.com if you’re not filing several lawsuits right now, you should be…
September 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@jimmykimmel.com if you’re not filing several lawsuits right now, you should be…
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social hey, assholes, I hope you get the fuck sued out of you for firing someone speaking out against a Fascist piece of shit. I was going to buy Yotei, but not really anymore because I don’t support capitulating to Trump. Kindly go fuck yourself.
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social hey, assholes, I hope you get the fuck sued out of you for firing someone speaking out against a Fascist piece of shit. I was going to buy Yotei, but not really anymore because I don’t support capitulating to Trump. Kindly go fuck yourself.
@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social shame on you for eulogizing that fucking fascist piece of shit. Go fuck yourself, and eat shit.
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@dallas--cowboys.bsky.social shame on you for eulogizing that fucking fascist piece of shit. Go fuck yourself, and eat shit.
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social if I were you, I’d sue @msnbc.com for violating your 1A rights.
September 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social if I were you, I’d sue @msnbc.com for violating your 1A rights.
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy fuuuuuuuuuck you.
September 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy fuuuuuuuuuck you.
@katebolduancnn.bsky.social you should have pushed back on Mace’s claim that she’s never dehumanized Dems… because she has… countless times. Do better.
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@katebolduancnn.bsky.social you should have pushed back on Mace’s claim that she’s never dehumanized Dems… because she has… countless times. Do better.