Dr Sigmund Von Pigglesworth
@ziggiethepiggie.bsky.social
I was a Ziggy Piggy
Pinned
I don't care about crypto currency. I want to know more about cryptid currency. What does Bigfoot keep in the bank? What do mothmen exchange for goods and services? These are the questions I want answered.
🎵Hawks and Bones
Hawks and Bones
Hiking along with some Hawks and Bones🎵
Hawks and Bones
Hiking along with some Hawks and Bones🎵
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
🎵Hawks and Bones
Hawks and Bones
Hiking along with some Hawks and Bones🎵
Hawks and Bones
Hiking along with some Hawks and Bones🎵
I just drank two beers and you can too....
learn how by attending my one hour seminar, located in the Emerald room at the Econo-lodge on Rt 8, this Saturday at 8pm
learn how by attending my one hour seminar, located in the Emerald room at the Econo-lodge on Rt 8, this Saturday at 8pm
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just drank two beers and you can too....
learn how by attending my one hour seminar, located in the Emerald room at the Econo-lodge on Rt 8, this Saturday at 8pm
learn how by attending my one hour seminar, located in the Emerald room at the Econo-lodge on Rt 8, this Saturday at 8pm
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
who wants a jalapeno popper puff pastry twist?
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
who wants a jalapeno popper puff pastry twist?
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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Happy thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Happy thanksgiving
Shifting to the new character arc of "fall soup guy"
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Shifting to the new character arc of "fall soup guy"
No really, I'm telling that perfect internet content doesn't really exis....
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No really, I'm telling that perfect internet content doesn't really exis....
yeah, we nerding out over here.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
yeah, we nerding out over here.
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The date printed on the milk carton always ruins the surprise ending.
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
The date printed on the milk carton always ruins the surprise ending.
Explaining to my cat that it's illegal to wake me up by meowing right in my ear.
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Explaining to my cat that it's illegal to wake me up by meowing right in my ear.
Having a Nintendog makes you as much of a parent as having a human child.
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Having a Nintendog makes you as much of a parent as having a human child.
When you stare into The Noid®, sometimes, The Noid® stares right back into you.
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When you stare into The Noid®, sometimes, The Noid® stares right back into you.
🎵Sing us a song, you're the half man, half piano, ungodly abomination of nature.
Sing us a song tonight...🎵
Sing us a song tonight...🎵
September 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
🎵Sing us a song, you're the half man, half piano, ungodly abomination of nature.
Sing us a song tonight...🎵
Sing us a song tonight...🎵
Hustle AND bustle? In this economy?
September 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hustle AND bustle? In this economy?
I like going to the grocery store because there's always a small child that sounds like its powering up their special attack.
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I like going to the grocery store because there's always a small child that sounds like its powering up their special attack.
*me, staring at the chili I've slow cooking for hours.
a dog is looking out of a sliding glass door while a cat sits behind it
ALT: a dog is looking out of a sliding glass door while a cat sits behind it
media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
*me, staring at the chili I've slow cooking for hours.
"one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them"? You must mean my wife's wedding ring.
August 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them"? You must mean my wife's wedding ring.
She garlic'd my nutmeg until I was cumin.
August 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
She garlic'd my nutmeg until I was cumin.
In America, we have gay goodbyes. In England they have....
July 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In America, we have gay goodbyes. In England they have....
Perfect internet content doesn't exi.....
July 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Perfect internet content doesn't exi.....
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I heard you are allowed to post pets on this website.
November 19, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I heard you are allowed to post pets on this website.
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I don't subscribe to bedtime premium, so I have to wake up to ads in my brain every 20-30 minutes.
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I don't subscribe to bedtime premium, so I have to wake up to ads in my brain every 20-30 minutes.