zhoud.bsky.social
@zhoud.bsky.social
"You done with that spreadsheet yet?"
May 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I struggle to think of a super hero who is less in need of and also less capable of operating a monster truck, but I do think the Hulk truck bursting in from off screen and pancaking Thanos would've been the perfect climax for Endgame.
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Infinite gratitude for the hero on board game geek who makes all these divider print outs. We can finally play Legendary without spending an hour looking for Shatterstar first.
May 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did not have Bowie on my MTG x Final Fantasy bingo card
May 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How does Spider-Man 2099 look so cool when everything else in 2099 looks like dogshit?
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Missed opportunity for this to have you roll a d20 and exile your library on a 1.
April 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
These were not nearly as cool as the name lead me to believe. Not a single prophet dressed like they're in the Matrix and no 7 headed beasts shooting multicolored beams from their mouths to be found.
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Saturday morning Sonichu
March 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Don't lump pigs in with those fucking losers. Humans are the only animals that choose to be fascist scum.
March 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
We need "insane looking 15ft tall John Brown stomping on the head of a dead traitor" energy in the Senate.

Instead we have @chuckschumer.com warning everyone on the left side of the mural that if they don't lay down their arms the guys on the right side might start a fire.
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who knew the Dems had 9 MAGA Republicans in the Senate? Best time for a left wing tea party was about 30 years ago, but the next best time is now.
March 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've already left a voicemail and will be continuing to call until we get something besides crickets from our ostensible representative.
March 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Was worried I wasn't going to get an invite, but it finally arrived. Hoping for some absolute degenerate nonsense old boss team up like Ornstein & Fume Knight or something.

#eldenring
February 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
MOM draft is so good. Breach the Multiverse mills *my* Breach and Glissa. I put Breach back on top of my deck with Halo-Charged Skaab. End step they cast Disturbing Conversion and I respond with Unseal to mill us both out. 7-1 with this deck. 5 games ended with no cards in either deck.

#mtg
February 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Old sketch of my girlfriend with some of her favorite pokemon

#pokemon
February 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So that's a Final Fantasy game in the bottom left corner, right? I didn't even realize Square published anything on the JoyStation.

#hxh
February 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Only a true party master would think to hire *two* magicians 🍒

#ufo50
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
You will witness true horror
#megaman #eldenring #metroid
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Couldn't have done it without the support of Orange Ninja.
#ufo50
February 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Whilst thine grant me thine cabinet position?
January 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He'll be ok in the overhead bin, right?
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM