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@zhoud.bsky.social
"You done with that spreadsheet yet?"
May 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Learned that Chevy Chase's birth name is Cornelious Crane Chase, which is somehow more theatrical than his stage name. Someone with a name like that he should be fighting Sebastian Shaw for control of the Hellfire Club or funding a genetics lab trying to eliminate the X-gene or something.
May 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I struggle to think of a super hero who is less in need of and also less capable of operating a monster truck, but I do think the Hulk truck bursting in from off screen and pancaking Thanos would've been the perfect climax for Endgame.
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Infinite gratitude for the hero on board game geek who makes all these divider print outs. We can finally play Legendary without spending an hour looking for Shatterstar first.
May 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did not have Bowie on my MTG x Final Fantasy bingo card
May 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How does Spider-Man 2099 look so cool when everything else in 2099 looks like dogshit?
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Spider-Man GBC game really delivers on the classic power fantasy of getting your ass kicked by a random goon while a bird flies directly up your ass.
April 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Any recommendations for which Krakoa era books to read? Was reading through it all, but I just don't have a single shit to give about anything happening in Camelot. Have enjoyed New Mutants the most so far. Does Marauders ever focus on the pirate stuff or is it mostly Hellfire politics?

#xmen
April 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
In retrospect, "A republic, if you can keep it" is kind of an asshole thing to say when you've just kicked the can of slavery down the road so it can continue fucking up the country for the next two hundred plus years.
April 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Missed opportunity for this to have you roll a d20 and exile your library on a 1.
April 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Enter the Gungeon... what have they done to you? I feel like I am 10 years old again, realizing all the game series I love would be replacing beautiful sprites with awful blocky polygons and muddy textures.
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I personally think it's pretty cool that Diego Brando made it into The Duskbloods. Fingers crossed that they are waiting to reveal Pocoloco at a later date.
April 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
These were not nearly as cool as the name lead me to believe. Not a single prophet dressed like they're in the Matrix and no 7 headed beasts shooting multicolored beams from their mouths to be found.
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Years ago I borrowed Nier Automata from a friend. I died at the end of the tutorial boss and got sent all the way back to the start of the game so I shut it off in disgust. It's on sale now and I'm interested, but does it continue to disrespect the player's time or is that just a one off thing?
March 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Saturday morning Sonichu
March 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We need "insane looking 15ft tall John Brown stomping on the head of a dead traitor" energy in the Senate.

Instead we have @chuckschumer.com warning everyone on the left side of the mural that if they don't lay down their arms the guys on the right side might start a fire.
March 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who knew the Dems had 9 MAGA Republicans in the Senate? Best time for a left wing tea party was about 30 years ago, but the next best time is now.
March 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Vegeta is the MVP of putting people over. If you need a dude to fire off a billion ki blasts to kick up a giant dust cloud that you can confidently step out of completely unscathed, he's your man.
February 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Anyone got tips for taking on Commander Gaius with a bow build? I was cruising along pretty wel, having fun turning bosses into pin cushions but he has been a brick wall for me.

#eldenring
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I will die on the hill that NES Final Fantasy is the only acceptable version of the game. Getting rid of the magic system and making attacks auto-target just makes it a bad version of FFIV. All it needed was to have the weapon bugs fixed and the shop let you buy 99 potions at once.

#finalfantasy
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Was worried I wasn't going to get an invite, but it finally arrived. Hoping for some absolute degenerate nonsense old boss team up like Ornstein & Fume Knight or something.

#eldenring
February 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
MOM draft is so good. Breach the Multiverse mills *my* Breach and Glissa. I put Breach back on top of my deck with Halo-Charged Skaab. End step they cast Disturbing Conversion and I respond with Unseal to mill us both out. 7-1 with this deck. 5 games ended with no cards in either deck.

#mtg
February 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Old sketch of my girlfriend with some of her favorite pokemon

#pokemon
February 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So that's a Final Fantasy game in the bottom left corner, right? I didn't even realize Square published anything on the JoyStation.

#hxh
February 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Only a true party master would think to hire *two* magicians 🍒

#ufo50
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM