Z.F. Lang
@zf-lang.bsky.social
Writer of genre fiction. Possibly an eldritch being who's existence is anathema to this world, more likely just neurodivergent.
Too academic for normal life, too punk rock for academia.
Too academic for normal life, too punk rock for academia.
A less talked about part of autism is that I don’t interpret emojis the same way allistic people do. It’s always fun when my wife gets home, pulls up a text and goes “what exactly do you think this means?”
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A less talked about part of autism is that I don’t interpret emojis the same way allistic people do. It’s always fun when my wife gets home, pulls up a text and goes “what exactly do you think this means?”
There are two kinds of board game players: those who plan their turn while the others are playing to keep the game moving and everyone else at the table.
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There are two kinds of board game players: those who plan their turn while the others are playing to keep the game moving and everyone else at the table.
My in-laws tend to just take whatever recommendations my wife gives them for gifts for me. This occasionally results in them giving me something completely incongruous to who they are. My favorite was a collected edition of The Metabarons last year.
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My in-laws tend to just take whatever recommendations my wife gives them for gifts for me. This occasionally results in them giving me something completely incongruous to who they are. My favorite was a collected edition of The Metabarons last year.
I got the last few volumes of Blame! for Christmas, which means I’m due for a reread.
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I got the last few volumes of Blame! for Christmas, which means I’m due for a reread.
It’s Christmas Eve and I’m with family but my brain has been in writing mode all day and I’m having a hell of a time turning it off.
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It’s Christmas Eve and I’m with family but my brain has been in writing mode all day and I’m having a hell of a time turning it off.
Are there really people who can read before bed? It always amps me up instead of calming me down.
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Are there really people who can read before bed? It always amps me up instead of calming me down.
Really appreciate my writing accountability group for letting me channel my pre-flight anxiety into shouting about the differences between modernism, post-modernism, and meta-modernism for nearly an hour.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Really appreciate my writing accountability group for letting me channel my pre-flight anxiety into shouting about the differences between modernism, post-modernism, and meta-modernism for nearly an hour.
Not to brag, but I just made a twenty dollar donation to my local library. I had to if I wanted to check out more books, but I like to think I keep my overdue books out of the goodness of my heart.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not to brag, but I just made a twenty dollar donation to my local library. I had to if I wanted to check out more books, but I like to think I keep my overdue books out of the goodness of my heart.
Everyone says to kill your darlings to improve your writing, but then you do it and they all go “how could you do that to your wife?” And now, I don’t even have time to write anymore.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Everyone says to kill your darlings to improve your writing, but then you do it and they all go “how could you do that to your wife?” And now, I don’t even have time to write anymore.
I really want to play a dungeon crawler rpg. I need recommendations so I can do something other than my n^th play through of Etrian Odyssey.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I really want to play a dungeon crawler rpg. I need recommendations so I can do something other than my n^th play through of Etrian Odyssey.
The toddler has figured out that mom and dad have names, which he always pulls out for his most out of pocket statements.
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The toddler has figured out that mom and dad have names, which he always pulls out for his most out of pocket statements.
Oh hey, I have a science-fantasy-folktale short story I lapsed on submitting places. I even got some slush reader feedback I can use. Let's see...
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh hey, I have a science-fantasy-folktale short story I lapsed on submitting places. I even got some slush reader feedback I can use. Let's see...
You know you're to deep in an auteur's body of work when you read their worst story and don't even notice the complete lack of setup or forshadowing for a major revelation because said revelation is too on brand not to have seen coming.
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You know you're to deep in an auteur's body of work when you read their worst story and don't even notice the complete lack of setup or forshadowing for a major revelation because said revelation is too on brand not to have seen coming.
So glad I discovered @hellitself.bsky.social
I told my most recent story that it has four more submissions before I send it to hell and it promised to try harder to get published.
I told my most recent story that it has four more submissions before I send it to hell and it promised to try harder to get published.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So glad I discovered @hellitself.bsky.social
I told my most recent story that it has four more submissions before I send it to hell and it promised to try harder to get published.
I told my most recent story that it has four more submissions before I send it to hell and it promised to try harder to get published.
To set the record straight: yes, children do spontaneously say wise sounding things about universal love or taxes. This does not come from small children being wise-mind Buddha’s, it’s because they are tiny Eldritch entities whose every synaptic pathway is a non-Euclidean nightmare.
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
To set the record straight: yes, children do spontaneously say wise sounding things about universal love or taxes. This does not come from small children being wise-mind Buddha’s, it’s because they are tiny Eldritch entities whose every synaptic pathway is a non-Euclidean nightmare.
Go listen to Pachinko by The Moron Police. I just broke a two month social media hiatus so I could recommend it, it's that's good.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Go listen to Pachinko by The Moron Police. I just broke a two month social media hiatus so I could recommend it, it's that's good.
Microsoft helpfully reminded me that Windows 10 is about to lose support AND my free Office365 is about to end. It's like they want me to move to Linux.
September 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Microsoft helpfully reminded me that Windows 10 is about to lose support AND my free Office365 is about to end. It's like they want me to move to Linux.
Tis nearly autumn, the time when folks start posting pictures of snails and I have to keep myself from replying ‘effervescent’ ten times a day
September 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tis nearly autumn, the time when folks start posting pictures of snails and I have to keep myself from replying ‘effervescent’ ten times a day
My favorite genre of picture book is ‘small child and dog wander across baby’s first Hieronymus Bosch landscape’
September 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My favorite genre of picture book is ‘small child and dog wander across baby’s first Hieronymus Bosch landscape’
I hate it when Wizards designs cards that “solve” an interesting and creative commander theme. This design reached its apex in Spiderman. Guy in a Chair ruins my people in chairs deck. It feels so cheap when you’re no longer designing a deck, and instead Wizards it designing cards for your deck.
September 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate it when Wizards designs cards that “solve” an interesting and creative commander theme. This design reached its apex in Spiderman. Guy in a Chair ruins my people in chairs deck. It feels so cheap when you’re no longer designing a deck, and instead Wizards it designing cards for your deck.
Actually got jumpscared when I saw the full Pachinko album on the Moron Police iTunes page. It isn’t out but for a second I was heart stoppingly excited.
September 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Actually got jumpscared when I saw the full Pachinko album on the Moron Police iTunes page. It isn’t out but for a second I was heart stoppingly excited.
You know who fascinates me? Sticker vandals.
Who are these mysterious people putting stickers on the backs of stop signs or utility boxes? Do they buy a bunch of one kind of sticker or have a selection to pick from depending on their mood? So many questions, so few answers.
Who are these mysterious people putting stickers on the backs of stop signs or utility boxes? Do they buy a bunch of one kind of sticker or have a selection to pick from depending on their mood? So many questions, so few answers.
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You know who fascinates me? Sticker vandals.
Who are these mysterious people putting stickers on the backs of stop signs or utility boxes? Do they buy a bunch of one kind of sticker or have a selection to pick from depending on their mood? So many questions, so few answers.
Who are these mysterious people putting stickers on the backs of stop signs or utility boxes? Do they buy a bunch of one kind of sticker or have a selection to pick from depending on their mood? So many questions, so few answers.
I’ve started reading the Foxfire books before bed, in what is being called the most dad move of the year
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’ve started reading the Foxfire books before bed, in what is being called the most dad move of the year
Another monster spotted in my hometown
August 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Another monster spotted in my hometown
I once heard reference to David Bowie throwing a synthesizer down a staircase to see what it would sound like afterwards. I can’t find any record of this which makes me think it didn’t happen. But is this a known apocryphal story, or did I hallucinate it? I need to know…
August 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I once heard reference to David Bowie throwing a synthesizer down a staircase to see what it would sound like afterwards. I can’t find any record of this which makes me think it didn’t happen. But is this a known apocryphal story, or did I hallucinate it? I need to know…