Michael Zey
@zeyguy.bsky.social
To be filled in later. Suffice to say, Elmo isn't getting a dime from me.
I'll take "Tweets That Don't Age Well" for $200, Alex.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'll take "Tweets That Don't Age Well" for $200, Alex.
Yeah, it's a bit of a reach, but I guess I can see the Gail Simone-style in your posts.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yeah, it's a bit of a reach, but I guess I can see the Gail Simone-style in your posts.
***slams five bucks on counter***
He's doped to the gills. Count out it.
Piggy's handlers know they can't have any more negative coverage over his boorish behavior. Not when his numbers are at an all time low.
He's doped to the gills. Count out it.
Piggy's handlers know they can't have any more negative coverage over his boorish behavior. Not when his numbers are at an all time low.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
***slams five bucks on counter***
He's doped to the gills. Count out it.
Piggy's handlers know they can't have any more negative coverage over his boorish behavior. Not when his numbers are at an all time low.
He's doped to the gills. Count out it.
Piggy's handlers know they can't have any more negative coverage over his boorish behavior. Not when his numbers are at an all time low.
Mike Johnson: "I am not aware of President Trump making such comments."
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mike Johnson: "I am not aware of President Trump making such comments."
"With tears in his eyes"?
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"With tears in his eyes"?
That "attempted assassination" (sarcasm quotes) that Piggy hasn't mentioned in months?
This is a "man" (more sarcasm quotes) who still harbors grudges over jokes made by late night talk show hosts from years ago, yet we're expected to believe that he has moved on from an attempt on his life?
This is a "man" (more sarcasm quotes) who still harbors grudges over jokes made by late night talk show hosts from years ago, yet we're expected to believe that he has moved on from an attempt on his life?
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That "attempted assassination" (sarcasm quotes) that Piggy hasn't mentioned in months?
This is a "man" (more sarcasm quotes) who still harbors grudges over jokes made by late night talk show hosts from years ago, yet we're expected to believe that he has moved on from an attempt on his life?
This is a "man" (more sarcasm quotes) who still harbors grudges over jokes made by late night talk show hosts from years ago, yet we're expected to believe that he has moved on from an attempt on his life?
"I didn't see those Trump posts calling for the deaths of Democratic Congressman and I don't know anything about them."
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"I didn't see those Trump posts calling for the deaths of Democratic Congressman and I don't know anything about them."
My favorite: "Twas the Night Before Christmas".
Or as I like to call it: "Santa Claus is a Petty Dick Who Takes Away Christmas From All Children Because One 'Know-It-All' Mouse Hurt His Feelings"
Or as I like to call it: "Santa Claus is a Petty Dick Who Takes Away Christmas From All Children Because One 'Know-It-All' Mouse Hurt His Feelings"
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My favorite: "Twas the Night Before Christmas".
Or as I like to call it: "Santa Claus is a Petty Dick Who Takes Away Christmas From All Children Because One 'Know-It-All' Mouse Hurt His Feelings"
Or as I like to call it: "Santa Claus is a Petty Dick Who Takes Away Christmas From All Children Because One 'Know-It-All' Mouse Hurt His Feelings"
"You are so beautiful, my Elon. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases, lovingly cared for, for all eternity."
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"You are so beautiful, my Elon. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases, lovingly cared for, for all eternity."
Raw Video: If You Get Sick, 'Die Quickly'
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November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I remember when Trump made fun of DeSantis for talking like this.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I remember when Trump made fun of DeSantis for talking like this.
It reminds me of what Frye would say about TV viewers in Futurama.
"Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
"Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It reminds me of what Frye would say about TV viewers in Futurama.
"Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
"Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
I never understood the intense hatred for that episode.
I always loved that Agnes Skinner preferred an imposter that she could keep under her own thumb than her actual flesh and blood child.
I always loved that Agnes Skinner preferred an imposter that she could keep under her own thumb than her actual flesh and blood child.
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I never understood the intense hatred for that episode.
I always loved that Agnes Skinner preferred an imposter that she could keep under her own thumb than her actual flesh and blood child.
I always loved that Agnes Skinner preferred an imposter that she could keep under her own thumb than her actual flesh and blood child.
"but for the voting block of 50-59, which again went for Trump more than any,"
As somebody within that age range, I am very saddened by that statistic.
As somebody within that age range, I am very saddened by that statistic.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"but for the voting block of 50-59, which again went for Trump more than any,"
As somebody within that age range, I am very saddened by that statistic.
As somebody within that age range, I am very saddened by that statistic.
Well, that oughtta get the "why is Trump trying to hide the Epstein Files" story out of the news.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well, that oughtta get the "why is Trump trying to hide the Epstein Files" story out of the news.
Well, that should mollify the American people and get us to stop talking about the Epstein Files.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well, that should mollify the American people and get us to stop talking about the Epstein Files.
I believe that their oath was to the Constitution, not The Madness of King Drump.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I believe that their oath was to the Constitution, not The Madness of King Drump.
Anybody who says "art shouldn't be political" really means is "art shouldn't be against MY politics".
I guarantee you that there is not one MAGA out there who watched Kid Rock shoot up Bud Light cans and their take was "can't you just sing and leave politics out of it?"
I guarantee you that there is not one MAGA out there who watched Kid Rock shoot up Bud Light cans and their take was "can't you just sing and leave politics out of it?"
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Anybody who says "art shouldn't be political" really means is "art shouldn't be against MY politics".
I guarantee you that there is not one MAGA out there who watched Kid Rock shoot up Bud Light cans and their take was "can't you just sing and leave politics out of it?"
I guarantee you that there is not one MAGA out there who watched Kid Rock shoot up Bud Light cans and their take was "can't you just sing and leave politics out of it?"
Yeah, because caving into the FCC's threats worked out so well for Disney the last time they did that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yeah, because caving into the FCC's threats worked out so well for Disney the last time they did that.
Looks like Mike Johnson is hoping Thune kills it in the Senate.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Looks like Mike Johnson is hoping Thune kills it in the Senate.
Is he not running again in 2026?
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is he not running again in 2026?
Fox News 2021: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2022: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2023: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2024: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2025: "Is Christmas really that important?"
Fox News 2022: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2023: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2024: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2025: "Is Christmas really that important?"
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fox News 2021: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2022: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2023: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2024: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2025: "Is Christmas really that important?"
Fox News 2022: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2023: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2024: "The Democrat War on Christmas"
Fox News 2025: "Is Christmas really that important?"
