Michael Zey
@zeyguy.bsky.social
To be filled in later. Suffice to say, Elmo isn't getting a dime from me.
It was never about the color of the suit.
It was the color of the President.
It was the color of the President.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It was never about the color of the suit.
It was the color of the President.
It was the color of the President.
The Diaper-Shitting Toddler: "Please, recite this pledge of allegiance to your favorite President (Me!)..."
Commanders fans: "Go fuck yourself, you orange piece of shit motherfucker. You want children to starve while you throw Great Gatsby parties. Fuck you! We want you to die! JUST FUCKING DIE!!!"
Commanders fans: "Go fuck yourself, you orange piece of shit motherfucker. You want children to starve while you throw Great Gatsby parties. Fuck you! We want you to die! JUST FUCKING DIE!!!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Diaper-Shitting Toddler: "Please, recite this pledge of allegiance to your favorite President (Me!)..."
Commanders fans: "Go fuck yourself, you orange piece of shit motherfucker. You want children to starve while you throw Great Gatsby parties. Fuck you! We want you to die! JUST FUCKING DIE!!!"
Commanders fans: "Go fuck yourself, you orange piece of shit motherfucker. You want children to starve while you throw Great Gatsby parties. Fuck you! We want you to die! JUST FUCKING DIE!!!"
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My immediate thought last night when I saw that Trump posted an AI video of him dropping shit all over protestors is that he and his MAGA toadies in Congress have been preventing the release of the Epstein Files for months now and have been doing everything they can to distract us from that.
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My immediate thought last night when I saw that Trump posted an AI video of him dropping shit all over protestors is that he and his MAGA toadies in Congress have been preventing the release of the Epstein Files for months now and have been doing everything they can to distract us from that.
Translation:
"We are appalled that our every day conversations were made public. We now have to pretend to be outraged, even scapegoating a fair number of our members, until this all blows over."
"We are appalled that our every day conversations were made public. We now have to pretend to be outraged, even scapegoating a fair number of our members, until this all blows over."
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Translation:
"We are appalled that our every day conversations were made public. We now have to pretend to be outraged, even scapegoating a fair number of our members, until this all blows over."
"We are appalled that our every day conversations were made public. We now have to pretend to be outraged, even scapegoating a fair number of our members, until this all blows over."
Aren't you supposed to lose your job for making jokes about the Charlie Kirk thing?
It's what I was led to believe.
It's what I was led to believe.
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Aren't you supposed to lose your job for making jokes about the Charlie Kirk thing?
It's what I was led to believe.
It's what I was led to believe.
Apple: "We side with the American Gestapo who are kidnapping people off the streets and subjecting them with imprisonment and torture."
Apple's Tim Cook has a fundamental insight: what's the point of having secret police if they can't be secret? And that's why Tim decided that they should be a protected class, as far as Apple is concerned.
SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class
Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.
migrantinsider.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Apple: "We side with the American Gestapo who are kidnapping people off the streets and subjecting them with imprisonment and torture."
Look, we all know that this "ANTI-ICE" thing is fucking bullshit.
But both the Kash Patel-controlled FBI and the billionaire-owned legacy media are going to run with it. So be prepared.
But both the Kash Patel-controlled FBI and the billionaire-owned legacy media are going to run with it. So be prepared.
September 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Look, we all know that this "ANTI-ICE" thing is fucking bullshit.
But both the Kash Patel-controlled FBI and the billionaire-owned legacy media are going to run with it. So be prepared.
But both the Kash Patel-controlled FBI and the billionaire-owned legacy media are going to run with it. So be prepared.
The deification of Charlie Kirk will subside over time, as people move on to other things.
Charlie Kirk's hateful words, however, will live on forever.
Charlie Kirk's hateful words, however, will live on forever.
September 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The deification of Charlie Kirk will subside over time, as people move on to other things.
Charlie Kirk's hateful words, however, will live on forever.
Charlie Kirk's hateful words, however, will live on forever.
The look on Von Schitzenpants' face, however, is the same face he makes when he humps the American flag.
Or when he talks about fucking his own daughter.
Or when he talks about fucking his own daughter.
on a human level I feel for Erika Kirk. The look on her face here. Heartbreaking. My heart goes out.
September 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The look on Von Schitzenpants' face, however, is the same face he makes when he humps the American flag.
Or when he talks about fucking his own daughter.
Or when he talks about fucking his own daughter.
Disney's shareholders after seeing the surge in Disney+/Hulu cancellations and the NYT article about how all this tsuris over Kimmel's innocuous comments was yet another case of manufactured outrage by the right-wing professional outrage machine. www.huffpost.com/entry/walt-d...
Walt Disney Executives To Meet With Jimmy Kimmel, Assess Talk Show Future, Bloomberg News Reports
The parties will discuss whether there is a way to return "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to the air, the report said.
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September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Disney's shareholders after seeing the surge in Disney+/Hulu cancellations and the NYT article about how all this tsuris over Kimmel's innocuous comments was yet another case of manufactured outrage by the right-wing professional outrage machine. www.huffpost.com/entry/walt-d...
Matthew Dowd was right.
The only thing he did wrong was kowtow to the fascist mob and apologize for stating a fact.
The only thing he did wrong was kowtow to the fascist mob and apologize for stating a fact.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Matthew Dowd was right.
The only thing he did wrong was kowtow to the fascist mob and apologize for stating a fact.
The only thing he did wrong was kowtow to the fascist mob and apologize for stating a fact.
cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful... Just a reminder that these are the same people who shrug their shoulders, say “thoughts and prayers”, and move on with their lives when a classroom of first graders get mown down by an AR-15.
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful... Just a reminder that these are the same people who shrug their shoulders, say “thoughts and prayers”, and move on with their lives when a classroom of first graders get mown down by an AR-15.
THIS!!!
Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
September 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
THIS!!!
I feel as bad for Charlie Kirk as he would have felt for the three kids who were just shot in Evergreen High School today.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I feel as bad for Charlie Kirk as he would have felt for the three kids who were just shot in Evergreen High School today.
I have many issues with Newsom. But this?
***chef's kiss***
***chef's kiss***
August 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have many issues with Newsom. But this?
***chef's kiss***
***chef's kiss***
July 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The party of "Fuck Your Feelings" have thoughts about last night's South Park episode.
July 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The party of "Fuck Your Feelings" have thoughts about last night's South Park episode.
The important thing to keep in mind about the AI video of Obama being arrested that President Trump posted on his social media feed is that Trump is trying to bury the Epstein files because his name is all over that shit.
July 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The important thing to keep in mind about the AI video of Obama being arrested that President Trump posted on his social media feed is that Trump is trying to bury the Epstein files because his name is all over that shit.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!
July 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Translation: There IS an Epstein Client List. Trump's name is all over it. And there is a non-zero chance it's gonna be leaked real soon.
July 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Translation: There IS an Epstein Client List. Trump's name is all over it. And there is a non-zero chance it's gonna be leaked real soon.
It begins!
Hey, red-state Trump supporters. The next time you accidentally lose a toe to a combine harvester and you are bleeding out but the nearest medical facility still in operation is 45 minutes away, you can take solace in the fact that libs are being owned.
www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...
Hey, red-state Trump supporters. The next time you accidentally lose a toe to a combine harvester and you are bleeding out but the nearest medical facility still in operation is 45 minutes away, you can take solace in the fact that libs are being owned.
www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...
Rural southwest Nebraska clinic closes, blaming expected Medicaid cuts
McCook-based Community Hospital said it is shutting down its clinic in Curtis, a town of about 900 people.
www.klkntv.com
July 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It begins!
Hey, red-state Trump supporters. The next time you accidentally lose a toe to a combine harvester and you are bleeding out but the nearest medical facility still in operation is 45 minutes away, you can take solace in the fact that libs are being owned.
www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...
Hey, red-state Trump supporters. The next time you accidentally lose a toe to a combine harvester and you are bleeding out but the nearest medical facility still in operation is 45 minutes away, you can take solace in the fact that libs are being owned.
www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...
Alligator Auschwitz now open for business. More sure to follow. America now houses concentration camps.
"B-b-but I didn't vote for that."
Ummm, fuck you.
If you voted for Trump, this is EXACTLY what you voted for. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2...
"B-b-but I didn't vote for that."
Ummm, fuck you.
If you voted for Trump, this is EXACTLY what you voted for. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2...
Video: First detainees arrive at 'Alligator Alcatraz,' controversial site open for business
The facility, which has been called a "concentration camp," was slated to become operational on July 1 after a visit by President Donald Trump.
www.palmbeachpost.com
July 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Alligator Auschwitz now open for business. More sure to follow. America now houses concentration camps.
"B-b-but I didn't vote for that."
Ummm, fuck you.
If you voted for Trump, this is EXACTLY what you voted for. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2...
"B-b-but I didn't vote for that."
Ummm, fuck you.
If you voted for Trump, this is EXACTLY what you voted for. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2...